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Hannah Gadsby Quotes

Total quotes: 82
“I feel the same way as I do when people tell me they like cats, you know? I can't look at them from the outside and try and find sense or purpose.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Souvlaki
Tagged: Cat Person, Sense, purpose
“It's weird to hurt someone as a favor.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Burrito Bowl
Tagged: Weird, hurt, favor
“You learn to focus on the people that like you instead of the people that don't like you.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Degustation
Tagged: Focus, likes, Dislikes, Relationships
“Grow up and pull your bloody head in.”
— Alan, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Grow Up, Sassy, Advice
“Ella: Think maybe you're going to get naked with Arnold? 

Josh: I really don’t want to, but I’m also a very shit guy, and if he’s standing there looking cute and he’s forward enough, then of course I will. Of course, of course.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Naked, Weak, Cute, Sex, Of course
“I’m stuck being white. White people are the worst.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: White People, worst
“Uh, well, I waited for him to finish smoking his meth, and then we had sex, which, which, I would’ve thought that I wouldn’t have had sex with someone after they smoked meth, but no, there I was, doing it. Turns out I am surprisingly easy-going.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Meth, Sex, Easy Going, Surprised
“Josh: Is that meth? 

George: Yeah. Just have a little bit. 

Josh: Sure, of course. It’s Tuesday night, after all.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Drugs, Meth, Tuesday
“Just what I think, I think the key is, right, is just stop being afraid of death altogether. Like don’t you think it’s a little bit arrogant to be scared of dying? Like, in the grand scheme of things, like the billions of people and the millions of years, and the stardust and the mammoths, and Taylor Swift, it just seems like you don’t really matter that much.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: key, Death, Afraid, Life, insignificant, Stardust, Taylor Swift
“So many people just love being peed on.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Peed, Kink, turned on
“I’m feeling optimistic and enthusiastic about my dating future.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Beluga Caviar
Tagged: Optimistic Thoughts About Relationships, Optimism, Dating
“You’re always trying to start a fight. A pathological quest for stimulus.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: Fight, Stimulus, upset
“Porridge is too cheerful for this shit.”
— Hannah, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: Porridge, cheerful, tense
“Porridge is too cheerful for this shit.”
— Hannah, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: Porridge, cheerful, tense
“I just feel like the amount of time I spent trying to massage this relationship I could have learned the clarinet.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: massage, Relationship, Clarinet
“Josh: You seem upset. 

Hannah: You seem observant.”
— Hannah, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: Sad, Observant, Sassy
“Life’s meant to get boring as you get older so it’s not so disappointing when you die.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Life, Boring, older, Disappointed
“I’m sick of things ending like it’s sad or a Harry Potter finish. Or it’s awful to think about Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t hot anymore.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Ending, Sad, Harry Potter, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hot
“I don’t need you, you know? You know, there’s a lot of girls out there looking for a gay best friend.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Girls, Gay Best Friend, Sassy
“All super foods are just normal foods with a better narrative.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Super Foods, normal, food, Narrative
“I was trying to keep the peace. But now that I know you’re not interested in keeping the peace, I’m trying to win.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Peace, Winning, argument, Fight
“You put your feelings on credit and make me pay for them later.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Credit, Feelings, Pay, Metaphor Examples
“Just kiss me on the mouth.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: kiss, Mouth, romance, Intimacy
“That generation just finds sex things so freakin’ funny. I reckon internet porn ruined that for us.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Funny, Sex, Porn, Ruined
“If I had a choice of going to this dinner or eating poop, like I would absolutely of course pick the dinner, but I would pause a little bit before deciding.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Dinner, Poop, Hesitation, Choices
“Your genetics are heaven.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Gentics, Heaven, sweet
“I’ve been trying to be more attractive, but it’s just so hard, you know, because of my genetics.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Attractive, hard, Genetics
“Josh: You know, I love feminism, you know. I mean I basically am feminism.

Ella: I just absolutely don’t believe you. 

Josh: I will never open a door for you. Never. Not ever.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: feminism, Feminist, Opening Doors
“It’s weird, because I don’t want to be in the threesome, but I do feel very left out.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Weird, threesome, Left Out
“But fuck, when I say to you ‘I don’t want to talk about it,’ why can’t you stop talking about it?”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: talking, Upeset , annoyed
“Isn’t it weird to think that Beyoncé was a baby once? You almost just don’t believe it.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Baby, Beyonce, Thoughts, Belief
“Grace is the Beyoncé of babies”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Beyonce, babies, Metaphor Examples
“Everyone is forcing their kids to grow up too soon these days.”
— Rose, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: kids, Grown-Ups, Quick
“You look like Ellen Degeneres if Ellen Degeneres was a candle.”
— Claire, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Simile Examples, Ellen Degeneres, Candle, Diss
“I like outie vaginas. They’re really friendly.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Outie, Personification Examples, Vagina
“Josh: What can I do to make today less shit for you? 

Arnold: Love me.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Love, Suck less, helpful
“I love you and you love me and it’s just the most remarkable coincidence.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Champagne
Tagged: Love, coincidence, Remarkable
“I love her in the same way I love pancakes.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 3: Champagne
Tagged: Love, Simile Examples, Pancakes
“I'm reliable. I’m like the rock. I’m like the group rock.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 3: Champagne
Tagged: Rock, Reliable, Simile Examples
“I’m drinking champagne in the sky on a ferris wheel. I’m okay.”
— Claire, Please Like Me, Season 3: Champagne
Tagged: champagne, Sky, Ferris Wheel
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