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Henry Winkler Quotes

Total quotes: 25
“If there is one thing I learned in my life, you can't control what other people are going to do.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: berkman > block
Tagged: Life, Control, Lessons
“He was like a plastic bag blowing in the wind.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: Simile Examples, Plastic Bag, Wind
“Whose cock did you have to suck in a former life?”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: Former Life, suck, Question
“Scene two, you shit in a pie.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: two, Pie, Poop
“That's the title. They can't cut that!”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: title, Cut, Important
“I am so late for my escape room.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: The Truth Has a Ring to It
Tagged: late, Escape Room, tardy
“I was very touched that I was able to gain your trust.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: The Truth Has a Ring to It
Tagged: Touched, Trust, Kind
“Barry Berkman: Do you think I'm a bad person, Mr. Cousineau? 

Gene Cousineau: I think you're deeply human.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: What?!
Tagged: Bad Person, human, Flawed, Fault
“Can I say something to my client? Take to the sea!”
— Barry Zuckerkorn, Arrested Development, Season 4: It Gets Better
Tagged: Avoiding The Law, Running Away From Bad Behavior
“Henry: [to Barry] You are not listening to your acting partner. 

Sally: Thank you!

Henry: Stay out of this.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: hypocrite, not listening, Acting, Partner, Sassy
“Are you on drugs, Barry? Because getting clean is an important part of an actor's journey.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: Drugs, Clean, Important, actor, Journey, Called Out
“Apparently, we were unintelligible.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: apparently, unintelligible, Nonsensical
“A little story to illustrate: I was doing Long Day's Journey into Night at the Pasadena Playhouse with a bunch of coke heads. It's usually about a three-hour play. We could bring it in at just under thirty-seven minutes. We thought we great!”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: illustrate, Story, coke heads, freat
“I would like you to rock me like a baby.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: Rock, Simile Examples, Baby
“Richie: What's your idea of the perfect girl, Fonzie?

Fonzie: 45-22-34... with her own Harley.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: Open House
Tagged: perfect girl, Harley
“Marion: What would we do without you, Fonzie?

Fonzie: Well, you'd be up a creek, Mrs. C.

Richie: Yeah, our car'd be stuck in the snow, our tree'd be out, and our Santa Claus would be mugging the neighbors.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: Guess Who's Coming to Christmas
Tagged: Snow, Santa Claus, Mugging
“Howard: So, you're gonna play the 'Melancholy Dane,' huh?

Fonzie: Hey, wait a minute! I don't play animals!”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: A Star Is Bored
Tagged: Melancholy Dane, Hamlet, Great Danes
“Fonzie: You got nothing to fear but fear itself.

Richie: Didn't somebody else say that?

Fonzie: Well, if they did, they got it from the Fonz.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: Haunted
Tagged: FDR, Nothing To Fear
“Fonzie: I went out with a girl like that once. Broke up with her in two and a half minutes.

Richie: How did you do it?

Fonzie: Well, I wrote a note and threw it through her window. Of course, it was wrapped in a brick.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: Who's Sorry Now?
Tagged: Bad Breakups
“Richie: Fonzie, did your family ever have a second car?

Fonzie: Nope. But we got four motorcycles. We even got a sidecar for my grandma.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 2: Richie's Car
Tagged: Family Car, Motorcycles
“Fonzie: Hey, Cunningham, which is cooler? The mirrors up like this at an angle or down like this, straight?

Richie: Well, I think you can see better with them down at an angle.

Fonzie: Hey, I don't wanna see where I've been. I wanna see how cool I look getting there!”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 1: Knock Around the Block
Tagged: biker, Motorcycles, looking cool
“Fonzie: You gotta have cousins and in-laws and stuff. I mean, all those people! I got nothing against marriage, but how am I gonna get them all on my bike at the same time?

Howard: Marion, do you remember our wedding night?

Marion: Howard, we've been married twenty-one years. You can stop apologizing now.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 1: The Best Man
Tagged: Wedding Night, Impotence
“Marion: What do you plan to do when you get out of school?

Fonzie: Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop.

Marion: That's very admirable.

Fonzie: I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 1: Fonzie Drops In
Tagged: Cops, Career, Motorcycles
“There is no shame in dying for nothing. That's why most people die.”
— Henry Winkler, BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 2: Still Broken
Tagged: Death, Meaning in Dying
“There is no shame in dying for nothing. That's why most people die.”
— Henry Winkler, BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 2: Still Broken
Tagged: Death, Meaning in Dying
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