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Jack Mcbrayer Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Back in Stone Mountain, even the mayor had bedbugs. And she was a horse.”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 4: Audition Day
Tagged: bedbugs
“Lemme just say that, if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!”
— Darald, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Tagged: Oral Sex
“You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.”
— Fix-It Felix (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Rejected, Criminals
“Why do I fix everything I touch?”
— Fix-It Felix (voice), Wreck-It Ralph
Tagged: Puns, Fixing Things
“Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 2: MILF Island
Tagged: Eyes, look like, Uncle, Drink, Air Conditioners, Gross
“What would this country be if our economy didn’t allow wealthy people to take advantage of rubes?”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: Gavin Volure
Tagged: Wealth Inequality, Exploitation, Rubes
“This is a religious holiday. When has religion ever caused any trouble?”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: Christmas Special
Tagged: Religion, trouble, Holidays
“Kenneth: I love helping people less fortunate than me.

Toofer: Where do you find them?

Kenneth: There are these Nigerians on the Internet that help me.”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: Christmas Special
Tagged: Nigerian Scam, Internet
“I’m in charge! Attention, everyone! All menstruating women go home immediately.”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: The Funcooker
Tagged: I'm in Charge, Menses, period, menstruation
“Science was my most favorite subject. Especially the Old Testament.”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: Kidney Now!
Tagged: Science, Old Testament
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