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Kenneth Parcell

Kenneth Parcell Quotes

Total quotes: 7

Kenneth Parcell

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Total quotes: 7

“Back in Stone Mountain, even the mayor had bedbugs. And she was a horse.”

— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 4: Audition Day

Tagged: bedbugs

“Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner”

— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 2: MILF Island

Tagged: Eyes, look like, Uncle, Drink, Air Conditioners, Gross

“What would this country be if our economy didn’t allow wealthy people to take advantage of rubes?”

— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: Gavin Volure

Tagged: Wealth Inequality, Exploitation, Rubes

“This is a religious holiday. When has religion ever caused any trouble?”

— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: Christmas Special

Tagged: Religion, trouble, Holidays

“Kenneth: I love helping people less fortunate than me.

Toofer: Where do you find them?

Kenneth: There are these Nigerians on the Internet that help me.”

— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: Christmas Special

Tagged: Nigerian Scam, Internet

“I’m in charge! Attention, everyone! All menstruating women go home immediately.”

— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: The Funcooker

Tagged: I'm in Charge, Menses, period, menstruation

“Science was my most favorite subject. Especially the Old Testament.”

— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 3: Kidney Now!

Tagged: Science, Old Testament

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