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Jameela Jamil Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“To stay on this earth—I’m going to do it, and I’m going to make it an adventure and figure out who the fuck I actually am.”
— Jameela Jamil, The Playboy Interview with Jameela Jamil
Tagged: Jameela Jamil , self
“I honestly don’t know if I’ve met more than five happy famous people… they’re all miserable. They really are!”
— Jameela Jamil, Like My Good Friend Jameela Told Me At The Chateau Marmont…
Tagged: Celebrities, Body Image, Self-Love, Fame
“Me spending all my time thinking about my looks just feels like a dumb investment. It feels like buying a house on the seafront in Malibu where the coastline is disintegrating because of global warming.”
— Jameela Jamil, Jameela Jamil Wants to Upend the "Body Positivity" Movement
Tagged: Body Positivity, Body Image, Self-Love, I Weigh, looks
“We don't make any sense together, and yet, when I'm with you, I can really let my hair down, metaphorically speaking of course, because I'd never have it up in the first place. I'm not a factory worker.”
— Tahani Al-Jamil, The Good Place, Season 2: Leap to Faith
Tagged: Opposites Attract, Relationships
“You know my whole life, whenever I encountered any obstacles, I would simply say, 'I would like to speak to a manager.' But in our relationship, there was no manager. There was no one who could fix this for me except me.”
— Tahani Al-Jamil, The Good Place, Season 2: Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent
Tagged: Managers, Fixing Relationships
“Eleanor: The little voice in your head sounds like the old lady from Downton Abbey?

Tahani: Oh, yeah, sorry. Maggie Smith is my godmother.”
— Tahani Al-Jamil, The Good Place, Season 2: Somewhere Else
Tagged: Downton Abbey, TV Shows, Maggie Smith, Celebrities, Pop Culture, joke, Family
“No one can ever truly turn over a new leaf. Sure, Ben Affleck told me he'd matured as an artist after he directed 'Argo,' but then, right on schedule, it was, 'Guess what, Tahani, I'm gonna be Batman.'”
— Tahani Al-Jamil, The Good Place, Season 2: Leap to Faith
Tagged: Ben Affleck, Celebrities, Batman, Argo, joke, Name Dropping, maturity
“I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself.”
— Tahani Al-Jamil, The Good Place, Season 2: Existential Crisis
Tagged: Self-Confidence, Arrogance, Inspirational, Self-Love
“Janet, when I turned 18, I knelt in front of Princess Grace's dress mausoleum, and I swore to uphold the Hostess Code: 'I, Tahani Al-Jamil, shall do my level best to make every event too much.'”
— Tahani Al-Jamil, The Good Place, Season 2: Existential Crisis
Tagged: Princess Grace, Pop Culture, Event Planning, party, Extra
“Michael: Hi there, since there's no Janet here to serve you, I brought you two a little treat.

Chidi: Ah, kind of like a last meal?

Michael: Not like a last meal, just, uh, the final food you might ever eat.

Tahani: I'm gonna miss these little perks when I'm down in the Bad Place, being forced to wear a knock-off handbag and drink tap water.

Chidi: That's what you think hell is?”
— Tahani Al-Jamil, The Good Place, Season 1: Mindy St. Claire
Tagged: Hell, joke, Fashion, punishment
“Women must learn that no is a right, not a privilege.”
— Jameela Jamil, What we need to learn from the Aziz Ansari clusterfuck
Tagged: Consent, womens rights, feminism
“And I also hope men start to understand one day, that women have been oppressed since the beginning of time. We are only just starting to find our voices and demand equality. Do not abuse our conditioning to bend to your whims. Especially in the bedroom.”
— Jameela Jamil, What we need to learn from the Aziz Ansari clusterfuck
Tagged: Consent, MeToo, Misogyny, Rape Culture, feminism
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