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James Bond Quotes

Total quotes: 224
“[Bond is about to have his chest waxed so he can pass for Japanese] Why don't you just dye the parts that show?”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: hairy chests, Racial Differences
“James Bond: Do you have any commandos here?

Tiger Tanaka: I have much, much better. Ninjas. Top-secret, Bond-san. This is my ninja training school.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: commandos, Ninjas
“[Choosing a masseuse]
James Bond: Well, I'll just settle for this little old lady here.

Tiger Tanaka: Good choice, she's very sexyful.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: masseuse, Old Lady, sexyful
“Tiger Tanaka: It can save your life, this cigarette.

James Bond: You sound like a commercial.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: cigarette commercials
“Tiger Tanaka: You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin.

James Bond: Japanese proverb say, 'Bird never make nest in bare tree.'”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: hairy chests, Racial Differences, Japanese
“Paris Carver: Do you know I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary?

James Bond: Well, I'm sorry I keep disappointing you.”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: obituary, Disappointment, Sarcasm
“Another Carver building. If I didn't know better, I'd say he developed an edifice complex.”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Oedipus Complex, Puns
“[after throwing a bad guy into a printing press] They'll print anything these days.”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Printing Press, Sarcasm
“Wai-Lin: They're looking for us, James.

James Bond: Let's stay undercover.”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: hunted, undercover
“Miss Moneypenny: Uh uh. In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-oh man in Europe's been rushed in. And the Home Secretary, too.

James Bond: Somebody's probably lost a dog.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Conference, lost dog, Petty
“Fiona: You look pale, Mr. Bond. I hope I didn't frighten you.

Bond: Well you see, I've always been a nervous passenger.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Pale, frightened, Nervous
“Bond: [draping arm around nurse] Do I seem healthy to you?

Pat Fearing: Too healthy, by far.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: healthy, Flirting
“[Bond is standing in the doorway between their apartments as Fiona takes a bath] Fiona: Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?

Bond: Not from where I'm standing.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Flirting, Sexual Harassment
“Emilio Largo: You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from.

James Bond: You may hex me. Let's see what it does for the cards.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Evil Eye, hex
“[after making love to Pat, Bond sees something suspicious on the grounds, and gets up to investigate] Pat Fearing: James, where are you going?

James Bond: Oh, nowhere. I just thought I'd take a little, uh... exercise.

Pat Fearing: You must be joking.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Making Love, Exercise, joking
“[after making love to the evil Fiona Volpe]
James Bond: My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?

Fiona: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, the one where he has to make love to a woman, and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, and turns to the side of right and virtue... [she steps on Bond's foot] ...but not this one!”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Ego, Making Love, heavenly choirs
“James Bond: What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb?

Dr. Christmas Jones: Me.”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: nuclear bomb, defuse, Double Entendre
“Lachaise: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with the money, Mr. Bond.

James Bond: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: Opportunity, Threat
“Lachaise: So good of you to come see me, Mr. Bond, particularly on such short notice.

James Bond: If you can't trust a Swiss banker, what's the world come to?”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: short notice, swiss banker, Trust
“James Bond: What business do you have with Elektra King?

Zukovsky: I thought it was you who was giving her the business.”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: Business, Double Entendre
“James Bond: You would commit suicide for her?

Renard: You forget. I'm already dead.

James Bond: Haven't you heard? So is she.”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: Suicide, already dead
“James Bond: Construction isn't exactly my speciality.

M: Quite the opposite, in fact.”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: Construction, specialty, Opposite
“Major Anya Amasova: It's getting cold.

James Bond: I say, anything I can do to warm you up?”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: cold, Flirting
“Major Anya Amasova: Make no mistake, Mr. Bond, I want that microfilm and I'm going to get it.

James Bond: Unless I get it first.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Microfilm, Competition
“Major Anya Amasova: Goodbye, Mr. Bond.

James Bond: Well, let's say 'au revoir'. I have the oddest feeling we'll be meeting again sometime.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: au revoir
“James Bond: The printout transmission unit, can you work it?

Captain Carter: Well sure, but James we've only got three minutes!”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Timely, Deadline
“Major Anya Amasova: You're not trying to take advantage of me, are you?

James Bond: [Sarcastically] The thought never crossed my mind.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Taking Advantage, Date Rape, Sarcasm
“Felicca: If there is anything that you would like? Anything at all?

James Bond: Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Lunch, dessert, Flirting
“James Bond: Your time is running out, Stromberg!

Stromberg: Yours too, Mr. Bond. Yours too. And faster than you think.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: time running out, no time
“Hotel Receptionist: I have a message for you.

James Bond: I think you just delivered it.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: message
“Log Cabin Girl: But James, I need you!

James Bond: So does England!”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: romantic need, patriotic duty
“[the motorcycle henchmen flies off a cliff in a cloud of feathers] All those feathers and he still can't fly!”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: feathers, Flying, Sadism
“James Bond: Which bullet has my name on it? The first or the last?

Major Anya Amasova: I have never failed on a mission, Commander. Any mission.

James Bond: In that case, Major, one of us is bound to end up gravely disappointed, because neither have I.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Disappointment, Bullet, mission
“Q: Right. Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories...

James Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?

Q: Frequently.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Disappointment, Insult
“Estrella: Where are you going?

James Bond: I won't be long.”
— James Bond, Spectre
Tagged: excuse me
“Madeleine Swann: I love you...

Oberhauser: Do those blue eyes still recognize you?

James Bond: I'd recognize you anywhere.”
— James Bond, Spectre
Tagged: Love, Blue Eyes
“Blofeld: [about C] He's a visionary, like me.

James Bond: Visionaries... Psychiatric wards are full of them.”
— James Bond, Spectre
Tagged: Visionary, schizophrenic
“ [on the previous M] She wouldn't let death get in the way of her job.”
— James Bond, Spectre
Tagged: Death, Job
“Madeleine Swann: [given a gun] What if I shoot you by mistake?

James Bond: It wouldn't be the first time.”
— James Bond, Spectre
Tagged: Gun, friendly fire, wouldn't be the first time
“Lucia Sciarra: Did you kill my husband?

James Bond: He was an assassin. He wouldn't have taken it personally.”
— James Bond, Spectre
Tagged: Murder, assassin, taking it personally
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