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Jennifer Lawrence Quotes

Total quotes: 95
“No, it’s not really hard. Not at all. No. I can tell within five seconds of talking to somebody. There’s an excitement in someone’s eyes that I have always been able to spot immediately. It’s the excitement in the eyes. I don’t know how to tell you. It’s like a flicker, and I can spot it.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Howard Stern Comes Again
Tagged: Falling In Love, Excitement
“I don’t think so. I think, one, you don’t really have a choice. If you’re falling in love, you’re falling in love. Just be a professional about it.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Howard Stern Comes Again
Tagged: Falling In Love
“Pat: How old are you?

Tiffany: Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital.”
— Tiffany Maxwell, Silver Linings Playbook
Tagged: Marriage, Mental Hospital
“Tiffany: You let me lie to you for a week?

Pat: I was trying to be romantic.”
— Tiffany Maxwell, Silver Linings Playbook
Tagged: lying, romance
“Can we get through one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my goddamn husband's dead?”
— Tiffany Maxwell, Silver Linings Playbook
Tagged: Fucking, Goddamned, annoyed
“I was a big slut, but I'm not anymore. There will always be a part of me that is sloppy and dirty, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, fucker? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?”
— Tiffany Maxwell, Silver Linings Playbook
Tagged: Slut, Sloppy, dirty, forgiveness, fucker
“Anybody who makes fun of me [for falling], I'm just gonna go, 'Yeah, and then I got touched by Hugh Jackman.'”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Top 10 hilarious quotes by Jennifer Lawrence- HELLO! CANADA
Tagged: falling, Faux Pas, oscars, hugh jackman
“Hi, Woody, I’m J—is that a sex swing?”
— Jennifer Lawrence, 'Hunger Games' Jennifer Lawrence: Always Making An Eccentric Impression
Tagged: sex swing, Yoga Swing, Woody Harrelson
“You should be off pudding. Because you're fat. You shouldn't eat any more pudding.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence vs. Zach Galifianakis from Jennifer Lawrence's Outrageous Quotes
Tagged: Zach Galifinakis, Pudding, fat, Puns
“It was supposed to do that, though. I planned it. I was concerned people would start talking about the award that I won, and my acting, so I thought I'd pull a stunt just to get things back to where they need to be.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Lawrence 'surprised' by wardrobe malfunction
Tagged: Wardrobe Malfunction, stunt, Acting
“My publicist told me that a magazine was going to say I was having a thing with either Sam Claflin or Bradley Cooper, and I got to choose. And I chose Bradley Cooper because I love Sam's fiancée so much. [Sam is] so sweet. So sweet that he's almost not hot anymore.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, 50 of Jennifer Lawrence's best ever quotes
Tagged: Rumors, Affairs, Bradley Cooper, Sam Claflin
“I'd have walked on hot coals to get the part. I thought it was the best female role I'd read ever. I was so impressed by Ree's tenacity and that she didn't take no for an answer. For the audition, I had to fly on the redeye to New York and be as ugly as possible. I didn't wash my hair for a week, I had no makeup on. I looked beat up in there. I think I had icicles hanging from my eyebrows.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence: a shot of Kentucky spirit
Tagged: winter's bone, Auditioning, Tenacity, New York
“Is your rash doing okay?”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence Trolled josh hutcherson- Is your rash doing okay?
Tagged: Rash, trolling
“I was having chest pains. Photoshop made it glamorous.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, This Week in Jennifer Lawrence Quotes: Oscar Edition!
Tagged: Chest Pains, photoshop, Glamorous
“I would be Wes Bentley's beard.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Chastain Vs. Jennifer Lawrence
Tagged: Hunger Games, Wes Bentley, Katniss
“I wrap myself up to look like Lord Voldemort so that they can’t see anything because the thought of giving them a picture that will make them money absolutely infuriates me.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, 50 of Jennifer Lawrence's best ever quotes
Tagged: Lord Voldemort, Paparazzi
“I like the financial security because I know how hard it is for so many people who struggle to earn a living. I'm grateful I don't have to worry about money and I can live very freely and do something I love and get paid very well to do it. I tell my friends to slap me if they ever think I'm getting full of myself.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence Q&A: Silver Linings Playbook star talks fashion, Bradley Cooper and putting her foot in it
Tagged: Fame, Financial Security, grateful
“My agent called me at 5:30, and I thought the set of my movie had burned down, or Josh [Hutcherson] had died, or something...I didn't realize! I was so tired!”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Exclusive: Jennifer Lawrence On 'Amazing' Golden Globes Nomination
Tagged: Josh Hutcherson, agent, Tired
“I'm sorry that I hit your family. I thought I saw Honey Boo Boo.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence Tells Jay Leno How Honey Boo Boo Caused Her Car Crash(Video)
Tagged: Honey Boo Boo, Alibis, Car Accidents
“It’s almost like I subconsciously don’t want to work anymore, so I’m trying to ruin my career. [I lied and told someone] I’m pregnant!...I did this to The New York Times. My publicist called me and was like, This is The New York Times. Be serious. And then I found myself talking about orgies in three seconds.”
— Jennifer Lawrence
Tagged: The New York Times, lying, Self-Sabotage, Publicist, Orgies
“Candy, almonds, my phone, a Baby Ruth, Laffy Taffy.”
— Jennifer Lawrence
Tagged: candy, Almonds, Baby Ruth, Laffy Taffy
“‘What's anal leakage? Dash, Jen Lawrence!'”
— Jennifer Lawrence
Tagged: Twitter, Anal Leakage, David Letterman
“Peetniss? Penis?”
— Jennifer Lawrence, spitballing Peeta and Katniss portmanteaus on AOL’s “Unscripted”
Tagged: penis, Portmanteaus
“As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are obsessed with. You cup it, and then you throw it in someone's face and say, ‘Take a bite out of that cheeseburger!'”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence Quotes That Proves She's Hilarious
Tagged: Farts, Gross, Hilarous
“I'm a horrible dancer! I'm like a dad at prom. I look like Gumby getting electrocuted.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence Quotes That Proves She's Hilarious
Tagged: Dancing, Horrible Dancer, Gumby
“I get really hyper and then I go on interviews and I’m like, ‘I’m like a Chihuahua, I’m shaking and peeing.’ And then afterwards, I’m like, I just talked about peeing on the red carpet. It’s just not a situation for a normal person.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence refers to herself as a troll on national television(Video)
Tagged: interviews, Hyper, Chihuahua, Red Carpet
“Don't go see the movies, I'm a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, 8 Hilariously Candid Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence
Tagged: Movies, Troll, Mistakes
“The miserable ones are the ones where all the girls auditioning are in the same room. There's no talking in those rooms. I've tried. Yesterday I had to do an interview. I was in a horrible mood. I couldn't think of basic words. I could see my publicist in the background, mouthing things to say. They want you to be likable all the time, and I'm just not.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Meet Jennifer Lawrence, a New Woman We Love(with Video)
Tagged: Auditions, Miserable, Interview, Publicist, likable
“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones]. People are confused [that mine bounce]! My breasts have a life of their own.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence's Insightful Guide To Life
Tagged: breasts, Fake Breasts, Bouncy Boobs
“Teenagers only have to focus on themselves—it’s not until we get older that we realize that other people exist.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence's Insightful Guide To Life
Tagged: teenagers, Solipsism, self-absorption
“I wish this was like Mean Girls and I could just break this up and throw it at all of you!”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Hate Meryl Streep, Just Really Loves First Wives' Club(and Mean Girls!)
Tagged: Mean Girls
“You guys are just standing up because you feel bad that I fell and that's really embarrassing, but thank you.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence Wins Best Actress: 2013 Oscars
Tagged: Best Actress, Oscar Acceptance, Politeness, embarrassing
“I thought you said ‘hump squirrels.’ This is the one where I hump squirrels, yes.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Miss 'Catching Fire' At Comic-Con? Catch Up On Everything That Happened!
Tagged: Misheard, Humping, Squirrels
“I'd like to direct at some point. But I don't know because 10 years ago I would have never imagined that I'd be here. So in 10 years from now, I might be running a rodeo.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence: Hates Dieting, Doesn't Mind Looking a Little Chubby
Tagged: Directing, Future, Rodeo
“I don't like going out that much. I'm kind of an old lady. After it's 11, I'm like, 'Don't these kids ever get tired?' When I'm out, I think about my couch. Like, 'It would be awesome to be on it right now. I bet there's an episode of Dance Moms on. Am I missing a new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians?...I like people to come over to my place. It's like a reality-TV show cave. I just learned how to work TiVo. That changed my life. Reality TV is my silver lining. At the end of the day, there's probably nothing that makes me feel better than junk food and reality TV.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Our January Cover Star: Jennifer Lawrence
Tagged: NIghtlife, Going Out, Dance Moms, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, TiVo, Reality TV, Junk Food
“I stopped at Harvey Weinstein's party for a little bit, got my parents drunk, and then I left and went home.”
— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence: Oscar-Frontrunner
Tagged: Harvey Weinstein, oscars
“Backstage, I just peed like every three seconds. I think your staff thinks I have diarrhea.”
— Jennifer Lawrence
Tagged: Frequent Urination, Diarrhea
“Adele was [at] the next table over. And I had such a high fever, and I felt like I couldn't move, and I saw Adele, and there was nobody in the way...And I just reached my arm out and went, 'Hi, uh—' [falls over] And my dad goes, 'What? Jen? What's the matter?' And I was like, 'Iwuzjustalkadele.'”
— Jennifer Lawrence
Tagged: Adele, oscars, fangirling
“No, that’s not a vampire deal, that’s just a very violent, futuristic movie where kids are randomly selected from their home districts to fight in an arena to the death. But we don’t drink blood—that’s sick.”
— Jennifer Lawrence
Tagged: Twilight, Hunger Games, Vampire, Futuristic, Drinking Blood
“I feel like all I've been doing lately is setting him up. I was like, 'You know what? I'm gonna save time and just get you a booklet with pictures of my friends. You just go through and pick them out, because this is getting exhausting.'”
— Jennifer Lawrence
Tagged: matchmaker, Bradley Cooper
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