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Jessica Day Quotes

Total quotes: 23
“Pink wine makes me slutty.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Wine, Drunk, humor, New Girl, Jessica Day
“We are literally the most embarrassing people on the planet.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: embarrassing, humor, New Girl, Jessica Day
“Just eating cookies and avoiding confrontation!”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Confrontation, Jessica Day, New Girl
“You don't like my style, that's fine; but I'm not going to change who I am. So you're going to have to deal with, and respect it.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Jessica Day, New Girl, style, Being Yourself
“I'm always the one who loves more, that's my thing.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Loving More, Jessica Day, New Girl
“Actually, I don't trust what 'cool' means to all of you, so how about just 'be normal.'”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: cool, Being Cool, Being Normal, New Girl, Jessica Day
“Sorry. I've never heard you talk about your ex wife, and I got really nervous, and I tried to flirt information out of you.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Jessica Day, New Girl, Nervous, Silly, humor
“If any of you cross me, I'm gonna kick the testicles clean off your bodies! Clean off! You'll look like Ken dolls down there!”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: New Girl, Jessica Day, HIYA, humor
“You're dating a stripper, I'm dating a tall handsome doctor. We're kinda living the dream.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Dating, Love, humor, New Girl, Jessica Day
“You question my pajamas? You make me question our entire friendship!”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Friendship, Silly, humor, New Girl, Jessica Day
“Life's messy. It kicks you in the ass. That's right, I said ass.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Life, Life's Tough, New Girl, Jessica Day, Honesty, humor
“Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: New Girl, Jessica Day, Sex, Sexual Energy, humor
“Have you seen a girl who looks like me, but with chaos in her eyes?”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: New Girl, Lookalikes, humor, Jessica Day
“I know I'm gullible because a lot of people tell me that and I have no reason not to believe them.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Gullible, humor, New Girl, Jessica Day
“I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Objectification, Attraction, Hot, New Girl, Jessica Day, humor
“I hope you like feminist rants because that's kinda my thing.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: feminism, New Girl, Jessica Day
“I’m gonna end up alone. I’m gonna be a single old lady, flashing people on the subway.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Dying Alone, Single, New Girl, humor, Jessica Day
“My boobs are loving this unemployed thing. They don’t have to go to boob jail every day.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: boobs, Bras, Bras Suck, New Girl, Jessica Day, humor
“Well, I guess I can’t hide my crazy.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: crazy, Personality, New Girl, Jessica Day, humor
“I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Taylor Swift, Jessica Day, New Girl, Sad, humor
“I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. It freaks me out.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Jessica Day, New Girl, MPDG, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Happiness, humor
“I’m only attracted to guys who are afraid of success and think someone famous stole their idea.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: Jessica Day, New Girl, Attractive, Guys, humor
“I feel like I wanna murder someone and also I want soft pretzels.”
— Jessica Day, New Girl
Tagged: pms, Jessica Day, New Girl, humor
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