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Jessica Simpson Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“I think something bounced up in my undercarriage.”
— Daisy Duke, The Dukes of Hazzard
Tagged: Double Entendre
“Daisy Duke: [Daisy walks into the sheriff’s office wearing a very revealing bikini] Enos? [leans in very close to him] Where’s Boss Hogg holding Uncle Jesse and Pauline?

Deputy Enos Strate: Uh, out at your farm.

Daisy Duke: Thanks, Enos. [gets up and walks off smiling] That’s got to be a new record.”
— Daisy Duke, The Dukes of Hazzard
Tagged: Sexy
“Daisy Duke: You know what’s gonna happen? They’re gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I’m gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.

Uncle Jesse: That’s why we love ya, honey.”
— Daisy Duke, The Dukes of Hazzard
Tagged: Jail, ass
“Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm.

Pauline: They *planted* a still? Why would they have to plant a still?

Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.”
— Daisy Duke, The Dukes of Hazzard
Tagged: Moonshine, Car Movies
“The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever.”
— Jessica Simpson, Pregnant Jessica Simpson: My Sex Drive Is "Unstoppable" Right Now
Tagged: Sex, Dating, Relationships
“He [Nick Lachey] is a good guy. And neither of us wanted to let anyone down, including ourselves. I don't have anything bad to say about him at all. I don't. And I do have something to lose by talking about it. Integrity.”
— Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson Starts Over
Tagged: Celebrity Break Up
“[On Nick Lachey divorce]

It was hard to imagine I would ever walk down the aisle again. It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. Once you do that, you feel complete—and that's the only time you can truly fall in love again, and give yourself over completely to another person.”
— Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson: "I'm in a Great Place in My Life"
Tagged: Celebrity Break Up, Divorce
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