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Joey Comeau Quotes
| Birthday: | September 26, 1980 |
| Nationality: | Canada |
| Occupations: | Novelist, Writer |
Total quotes: 118
Joey Comeau
BirthnameBirthday: September 26, 1980
Nationality: Canada
Occupations: Novelist, Writer
Total quotes: 118
“If you repeat a word again and again it loses its meaning. Apparently this also works with heartbreak.”
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humor
“Do you think a city is complicated enough that we can say it has a sort of intelligence. No, I don't care where you work. No, YOU are the worst speed date here.”
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humor
“I have found a way to watch video in your head. High definition, with instant replay. It's called having regrets.”
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humor
“It was a sweet day when I realized legal and illegal had nothing to do with right and wrong.”
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humor
“When people say 'I don't see gender, I just see people' it's like saying, 'My heart is in the right place, but fuck I'm stupid.'”
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humor
“Who said life can't be an adventure? Because whoever said that is probably the villain.”
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humor
“I know it's late, but I figured out where our joie de vivre went! We buried it in that graveyard. Here, I brought shovels.”
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humor
“Yes, I am eating candy for breakfast again. Take that, doctors and lawyers. I don't need no fancy car to be happy.”
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humor
“Sexually transmitted infections are like hangovers. They're not great, but neither is moderation.”
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humor
“It would be easier to deal with falling out of love if it hadn't somehow made the sex exciting again.”
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humor
“I wonder if the ugly duckling felt stupid when he realized being pretty didn't magically solve all his problems.”
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humor
“Moderation is like a foreign language. You have to learn that shit when you're young.”
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humor
“They say when you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. They underestimate me.”
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humor
“I don't understand your complaint. There totally is a straight pride march. That same day, too. On all the other streets.”
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humor
“I'm sorry about those late night emails. I only said those things because I was too drunk to be afraid.”
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humor
“I disagree with your opinion but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.”
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humor
“I wonder how many hauntings go unreported because wailing and the clank of chains are still better than an empty house.”
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humor
“I figured out how to be happy. But I can't tell you. You not knowing is a big part of it.”
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humor
“There should be a word for the things we do not because we want to but because we want to be the kind of person who wants to.”
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humor
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