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Johnny "Drama" Chase Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“Johnny: This is kind of embarrassing, but sometimes I wake up in the morning fully tented. Any advice?

Dr. Joyce Brothers: Well, at your age, consider yourself lucky.

Johnny: How fucking old do you think I am?”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: Oh, Mandy
Tagged: help, Advice, assistance, Lucky, offended
“I would give my left arm to do a Cameron movie.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused
Tagged: Arm, James Cameron, Movie
“My legs are my livelihood.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused
Tagged: legs, Career, Livelihood
“Eric: Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was 'cause I'm your manager.

Turtle: So? Do you know how much pussy I got in this town that I didn't deserve?

Drama: All of it?”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: My Maserati Does 185
Tagged: Sex, Manager, Position, Deserve
“Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive... bang! He moves right in.

Johnyy: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: Exodus
Tagged: Cried, Sensitive, Tears, Lubricant, Simile Examples
“One day you're lighting up in front of a dozen adults at a Bat Mitzvah, the next you're cruisin' Santa Monica Boulevard offering handjobs for a crack rock.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: The Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: Bat mitzvah, offer, Progression, Life
“It's not the money, it's the principle.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: Money, Principle, Ethics
“Johnny: Let me get this straight. She convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations and then she bails?

Eric: She didn’t bail, she got sick. Before the date, unlike your girls, that get sick when they arrive.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: My Maserati Does 185
Tagged: Bails, Sick, Extravagant , Sassy
“Vince: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?

Johnny: What?”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Listening, actors, Response
“I'd take it in the ass on camera for an Oscar.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Scene
Tagged: Sex, Oscar, Fame, actor
“I'm the fucking game, pal.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Game, Pal, End Game
“Johnny: When I settle down, it's gonna be forever. 

Shauna: Mmm. Weren't you married once already?”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Talk Show
Tagged: married, Settle Down, Relationships, Sassy Lines
“Johnny: Break-up sex? Never heard of it.

Eric: Yeah, you know, you have sex and then that's it, you say goodbye.

Johnny: That's the only kind of sex I have.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Talk Show
Tagged: Sex, breakup, Intimacy
“Eat your fruit loops and shut up.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Talk Show
Tagged: Sassy, Fruit Loops, Quiet
“I found my Kiehl's open next to one of your beat-off mags.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: Kiehls, magazines, Lotion
“You order something unusual, people will never forget you.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: order, unusual, forget
“All directors are pricks.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: directors, Pricks, Acting, actors
“I fucked like a puma.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Sex, Simile Examples
“ I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: My Maserati Does 185
Tagged: Cheating, Stolen Cars
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