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| Birthday: | January 12, 1951 |
| Birthplace: | Wichita, Kansas, United States |
| Educated At: | Kansas State University, University Of Kansas |
| Nationality: | United States Of America |
| Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor, Jugadora De La Pelota, Television Actor Poterie |
| Religion: | Church Of Scientology |
| Spouse: | Parker Stevenson |
Total quotes: 2
Kirstie Alley
Fictional CharacterBirthday: January 12, 1951
Birthplace: Wichita, Kansas, United States
Educated At: Kansas State University, University Of Kansas
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor, Jugadora De La Pelota, Television Actor Poterie
Religion: Church Of Scientology
Spouse: Parker Stevenson
Total quotes: 2
“Kristie Alley: I want my own television show. Is it so much to ask if I want my own television show again, since that's what I do for a living?
Sam Rascal: The reality is if you wanna get your own show, you're gonna have to lose some weight.
Kirstie Alley: Well, why can't I just get a show first and then lose the weight.
Sam Rascal: That's not the way it works, my friend.
Kirstie Alley: You know what, my friend, it does work that way with the guys. I mean, look at John Goodman, he's got his own show! And Jason Alexander? He looks like a fricken bowling ball, and how about James Gadol... uh... fino! He's like the size of a whale. He is way, way, way fatter than I am! Alright? And do you think... Sam, listen to me, listen to me! Do you think they said to Marlon Brando, listen, hey Marlon, you're a little bit too fuckin' fat to do Apocalypse.
Sam Rascal: But they are all men.
Kirstie Alley: I can play a man! I am an actress.”
Sam Rascal: The reality is if you wanna get your own show, you're gonna have to lose some weight.
Kirstie Alley: Well, why can't I just get a show first and then lose the weight.
Sam Rascal: That's not the way it works, my friend.
Kirstie Alley: You know what, my friend, it does work that way with the guys. I mean, look at John Goodman, he's got his own show! And Jason Alexander? He looks like a fricken bowling ball, and how about James Gadol... uh... fino! He's like the size of a whale. He is way, way, way fatter than I am! Alright? And do you think... Sam, listen to me, listen to me! Do you think they said to Marlon Brando, listen, hey Marlon, you're a little bit too fuckin' fat to do Apocalypse.
Sam Rascal: But they are all men.
Kirstie Alley: I can play a man! I am an actress.”
Tagged:
feminism, Show Business, Reality TV, actress, actors, Womanhood, Television, fat, humor, Sassy, Sexism
“Kristie Alley: I want my own television show. Is it so much to ask if I want my own television show again, since that's what I do for a living?
Sam Rascal: The reality is if you wanna get your own show, you're gonna have to lose some weight.
Kirstie Alley: Well, why can't I just get a show first and then lose the weight.
Sam Rascal: That's not the way it works, my friend.
Kirstie Alley: You know what, my friend, it does work that way with the guys. I mean, look at John Goodman, he's got his own show! And Jason Alexander? He looks like a fricken bowling ball, and how about James Gadol... uh... fino! He's like the size of a whale. He is way, way, way fatter than I am! Alright? And do you think... Sam, listen to me, listen to me! Do you think they said to Marlon Brando, listen, hey Marlon, you're a little bit too fuckin' fat to do Apocalypse.
Sam Rascal: But they are all men.
Kirstie Alley: I can play a man! I am an actress.”
Sam Rascal: The reality is if you wanna get your own show, you're gonna have to lose some weight.
Kirstie Alley: Well, why can't I just get a show first and then lose the weight.
Sam Rascal: That's not the way it works, my friend.
Kirstie Alley: You know what, my friend, it does work that way with the guys. I mean, look at John Goodman, he's got his own show! And Jason Alexander? He looks like a fricken bowling ball, and how about James Gadol... uh... fino! He's like the size of a whale. He is way, way, way fatter than I am! Alright? And do you think... Sam, listen to me, listen to me! Do you think they said to Marlon Brando, listen, hey Marlon, you're a little bit too fuckin' fat to do Apocalypse.
Sam Rascal: But they are all men.
Kirstie Alley: I can play a man! I am an actress.”
Tagged:
feminism, Show Business, Reality TV, actress, actors, Womanhood, Television, fat, humor, Sassy, Sexism
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