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Klaus (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Klaus (voice)

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Total quotes: 5
“I've been experimenting with steroids. It's awesome! Now I wear tank tops with the thinnest straps you've ever seen.”
— Klaus (voice), American Dad!, Season 14: Whole Slotta Love
Tagged: Steroids, Thin Straps, Tank Top, Buff
“You were just humming the Cheers theme song and shitting yourself.”
— Klaus (voice), American Dad!, Season 13: Standard Deviation
Tagged: Cheers, Theme Song, Shitting, Poop, high, Drugs
“[when The Smiths discover the pile of salt in the ground]

Steve: White, dusty oil?

Francine: Lawn dandruff?

Klaus: A third ridiculous guess?”
— Klaus (voice), American Dad!, Season 13: Mine Struggle
Tagged: salt, Ridiculous, guessing, Clues, Uncertainty
“Seizure my ass.”
— Klaus (voice), American Dad!, Season 12: Seizures Suit Stanny
Tagged: ass, Command, Seizure
“Stan: It's okay, son, you're experiencing a perfectly natural side effect called 'roid rage.

Steve: Oh, I'm experiencing a side effect, all right! I have boobs!

Stan: Oh, my God!

Klaus: I know. Talk about a butterface.”
— Klaus (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: Helping Handis
Tagged: Roid rage, Breast, Side effect, Butterface
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