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Kris Jenner Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“I could’ve created anything, but if they don’t show up, or you’ve got a couple weak links, it could’ve been a disaster.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up With the Kardashian Cash Flow
Tagged: The Kardashians, Kris Jenner, Money, Influencers, Celebrity Culture
“I think what we are wondering is if you have a girl here and why.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 13: Family Trippin'
Tagged: direct, confrontational, Girl, Wondering
“She has ears the size of Mickey Mouse.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 14: Fan-Friction
Tagged: Ears, Metaphor Examples, Mickey Mouse, Diss
“Kim you're a piece of shit! Get out here and help me!”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 9: Doggy Blu's
Tagged: help, upset, Yelling
“I'm emotionally all in on this journey.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 7: Tales From the Kardashian Krypt
Tagged: Emotionally, invested, All In, Journey
“If I put one little pill in his coffee... What's the harm?”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 4: Hot Cup of Love
Tagged: pill, Coffee, Drugs, harm
“It's not about the money or the things. It's about the feeling I was robbed.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 9: The Vienna Incidents
Tagged: Money, Things, Feeling, Robbed, stolen
“Oh my god Kim. They took my favorite sunglasses!”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 9: The Vienna Incidents
Tagged: whine, stole, Favorite, Sunglasses, Shock
“Kim, you are doing amazing sweetie.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: Birthday Suit
Tagged: Amazing, Sweetie, Work It, photoshoot, Encouraging
“Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself, your sister's going to jail.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 3: Free Khloé
Tagged: Stop, Pictures, Selfies, Jail
“Khloé: Are you drunk? 

Kris: We just came to fix the party.”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: I'm Watching You
Tagged: Drunk, Alcohol, party
“When I first heard about Kim’s tape, as her mother, I wanted to kill her. But as her manager, I knew that I had a job to do, and I really just wanted her to move past it”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: I'm Watching You
Tagged: mother, Manager, sex tape, Job, upset
“I think she has a little junk in the trunk!”
— Kris Jenner, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Season 1: I'm Watching You
Tagged: Junk, trunk, fat, butt
“We [Bruce Jenner] have children together, and we have families and memories and holidays and traditions. I don't want to give that up. I don't want him to take that away from me, and I don't want to take that away from him. We work together to make sure that we're both happy. We are well-rounded human beings that are going through a tough time... You just do the best that you can.”
— Kris Jenner, Kris Jenner Opens Up About Her Divorce: ‘You Just Do the Best You Can’
Tagged: Celebrity Break Up
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