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Kristen Bell Quotes

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“Mattie Webber: How long have you been watching this?

Dexter McCarthy: No, I think the question is, is how long have they been watching me?”
— Mattie, Pulse
Tagged: Ghosts, Haunted House
“Hans: Anna? But she froze your heart.

Anna: The only frozen heart around here is yours.”
— Anna (voice), Frozen
Tagged: frozen, Heartless
“This is awkward. Not that you're awkward. But just because we're... I'm awkward. You're gorgeous. Wait, what?”
— Anna (voice), Frozen
Tagged: awkward, Flirting
“Hans: Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?

Anna: Can I say something even crazier? Yes!”
— Anna (voice), Frozen
Tagged: Engagement, Proposal
“I know it sounds crazy, but if it weren’t crazy, they wouldn’t call it a leap of faith. They’d call it a sit of doubting.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Leap to Faith
Tagged: Leap of Faith, Faith, The Good Place, TV
“I don't know about you guys, but I am definitely the best version of myself.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Best Self
Tagged: The Good Place, Best Self, Being Your Best
“All humans are aware of death. So we're all a little bit sad all the time. That's just the deal.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: The Trolley Problem
Tagged: Death, Mortality
“What if lying is ethical in this situation? What if certain actions aren't universally good or bad?”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: The Burrito
Tagged: Good Or Bad, Ethics
“Eleanor: Ugh, I hate jazz. Every jazz song is like 40 minutes long. It's like, we get it. You can blow on a trumpet. Wrap it up, Elton John.

Chidi: Famously a piano player.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: ...Someone Like Me as a Member
Tagged: Jazz, Music, Elton John, Celebrities, joke
“I mean, whenever I would do something crappy on Earth, there would be a little tiny voice in the back of my head that would say, 'Eleanor, don't grab that handful of olives from the salad bar. You know, you didn't pay for that,' or 'Eleanor, don't spit those olive pits onto the floor of the grocery store. That's not cool.' Or 'Eleanor, that old man just slipped on your olive pit, and he fell down. Don't use the fact that everyone's distracted to go back and steal more olives.'”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Derek
Tagged: Conscience, Bad, Olives, food, Bad Deed, joke, Irreverent
“I've only ever said 'I love you' to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Dance Dance Resolution
Tagged: Stone Cold Steve Austin, Celebrities, Pop Culture, joke, Love
“You saw us all on Earth: a selfish ass, an idiot DJ, a tortured academic, a hot, rich fraud with legs for days... Side note, I might legit be into Tahani.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: Michael's Gambit
Tagged: LGBT, Earth, Hell, Epiphany, realization, joke
“There are way more things I hate about Chidi than like about him. His stupid Clark Kent glasses, his extensive turtleneck collection, oh, and he loves ethics so much. He once talked about John Rawls for two hours... I timed it. And he only stopped because he saw me timing him. Granted, he laughed, and kind of made fun of himself, it was a nice moment, but still. He always twitches his eyebrows when he says "absolutism," and he tilts his head whenever I say anything ignorant, but he never makes fun of me, which is nice. He's also incredibly patient, and kind, and surprisingly jacked, and, oh, fork, I'm in love with Chidi!”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: Chidi's Choice
Tagged: Love, Relationships, Philosophy, Patience, kindness
“Eleanor: Listen, man, I'm dead, you're dead, we all died, and now we're killing her. Pay it forward.

Chidi: Uh, no, that's not what that means at all.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: The Eternal Shriek
Tagged: Death, dead, Murder, joke
“Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: The Eternal Shriek
Tagged: lying, Identity, Bad People, Bad
“When I told a boyfriend something was 'no big deal,' it meant anything from 'I just bought weed from your nephew,' to 'I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I'm her bridesmaid.'”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis
Tagged: joke, terrible, Boyfriend, Relationship
“Chidi: You are too selfish to ever be a good person.

Eleanor: Well, I think you're wrong.

Chidi: What country am I from, again?

Eleanor: Sensodyne.

Chidi: That is a brand of toothpaste.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: Flying
Tagged: Selfish, joke, Ignorance, Good
“Eleanor: I mean, somebody royally forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can't I say 'fork'?

Chidi: If you're trying to curse, you can't here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, so it's prohibited.

Eleanor: That's bullshirt.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: Everything Is Fine
Tagged: Cursing, Heaven, Fork, joke, comedy
“There will always be someone on the outside wanting to get in.”
— Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl, Season 6: New York, I Love You XOXO
Tagged: Outsiders, Misfits, Trying To Be Cool
“What was it we say about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving. But most of the time, what you see is what you get.”
— Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Season 1: The Handmaiden's Tale
Tagged: WYSIWYG, appearances
“There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight and this could be a classic.”
— Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Catfight
“Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild. Because after disaster strikes, the important thing is that you move on. But if you're like me, you just keep chasing the storm. The problem with chasing the storm is that it wears you down, breaks your spirit. Even the experts agree, a girl needs closure.”
— Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars Season 1: Meet John Smith
Tagged: Storm, Tragedy, Chaos
“They gave me a choice. I could stand by my dad, or stand by Duncan and my dead best friend's family. I chose Dad. It's a decision I live with every day. And you want to know the kicker? I don't even know what's true anymore. Maybe everyone else is right. Maybe Dad screwed up the investigation. Maybe I gave up my circle of friends — my life — over an error in Dad's judgment.”
— Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars Season 1: Credit Where Credit's Due
Tagged: Choice, Choosing Your Parents
“Loving someone despite their faults, failings, or character defects is the most powerful thing you can do.”
— Kristen Bell, How To Have A Long And Happy Marriage
Tagged: Marriage, Marriage Advice, Love, Love Advice, Inspiring
“Take necessary separateness. It will make your marriage better.”
— Kristen Bell, How To Have A Long And Happy Marriage
Tagged: Marriage, Marriage Advice, Love Advice, Love
“In 10 years, when the dopamine has waned, remember: life is a crazy ride, its a privilege to go through it with a partner.”
— Kristen Bell, How To Have A Long And Happy Marriage
Tagged: Inspiring, Marriage Advice, Love, Love Advice, Marriage
“Vulnerability always begets connection and intimacy. Stay vulnerable with each other.”
— Kristen Bell, How To Have A Long And Happy Marriage
Tagged: Inspirational, Marriage, Love Advice, Advice
“Every woman in her late 20s goes through a period where she just doesn’t believe love is out there anymore, but it is. And I think the minute you stop looking for it is when it comes for you.”
— Kristen Bell, Amazing Quotes That Perfectly Describe Being in Your 20s - Page 2 of 2
Tagged: 20 somethings, Love, Dating
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