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Lenny Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Lenny

Fictional Character

Total quotes: 6

“Lenny: Boy, am I going to dream about her tonight!

Squiggy: Just don't make those gurgly sounds...”

— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: The Pact

Tagged: Sex Dreams

“I'm gonna make a good living. Plus, I'll practically never hit you or nothin'...”

— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Look Before You Leap

Tagged: Domestic Violence

“You’ve seen Laverne peddling around this apartment in her Frederick’s of Hollywood negligence!”

— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Road to Burbank

Tagged: Fredericks of Hollywood, Malapropism, Negligence

“Well, Laverne Kosnowski. I guess tonight’s the night we finally constipate our marriage… in the biblical sense.”

— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Road to Burbank

Tagged: Wedding Night, Constipate, Malapropism

“Monique: Bachelor #2, what kind of vegetable would you be?

Lenny: I would be a sauerkraut. It was my only toy as a child.”

— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Dating Game

Tagged: The Dating Game, Sauerkraut

“My family may have left Poland in disgrace, but some day we'll return the same way!”

— Lenny, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: The Debutante Ball

Tagged: Family, Poland, Disgrace

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