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Lisa Kudrow Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“We're supposed to have each other's backs here!”
— Valerie Cherish, The Comeback, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: support, complaints
“Fiona Wallice: Hello, I'm Dr. Fiona Wallice. And you are Newell L. Miller. Hello. The L - what does the 'L' stand for? Lloyd?

Newell L. Miller: Look at you.

Fiona Wallice: Yes. Oh, have you not done Skype before?

Newell L. Miller: You look... you look amazing.

Fiona Wallice: Oh, thank you.

Newell L. Miller: I remember you.

Fiona Wallice: Oh.

Newell L. Miller: I remember you.

Fiona Wallice: Oh... I don't remember you.

Newell L. Miller: You don't remem - you don't - nothing, huh?

Fiona Wallice: No, I don't. Was it a political fundraiser, or...?

Newell L. Miller: I remember that mouth.

Fiona Wallice: Oh. That's... that's funny, I don't recall you as a friend or anything.”
— Fiona Wallice, Web Therapy, Season 2: Man-Cave Man
Tagged: Meta, Friends, humor, awkward, Cringeworthy, creepy, remember
“Fiona Wallice: Hello, I'm Dr. Fiona Wallice. And you are Newell L. Miller. Hello. The L - what does the 'L' stand for? Lloyd?

Newell L. Miller: Look at you.

Fiona Wallice: Yes. Oh, have you not done Skype before?

Newell L. Miller: You look... you look amazing.

Fiona Wallice: Oh, thank you.

Newell L. Miller: I remember you.

Fiona Wallice: Oh.

Newell L. Miller: I remember you.

Fiona Wallice: Oh... I don't remember you.

Newell L. Miller: You don't remem - you don't - nothing, huh?

Fiona Wallice: No, I don't. Was it a political fundraiser, or...?

Newell L. Miller: I remember that mouth.

Fiona Wallice: Oh. That's... that's funny, I don't recall you as a friend or anything.”
— Fiona Wallice, Web Therapy, Season 2: Man-Cave Man
Tagged: Meta, Friends, humor, awkward, Cringeworthy, creepy, remember
“Phoebe, Rachel: Danger!

Ross: AHHHHHHHH!

Rachel: Ah, salmon skin roll.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 6: The One With Unagi
Tagged: danger, Salmon Skin Roll
“Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck, there was a cave-in in one of the mines.

Chandler: Phoebe, you worked in a mine?

Phoebe: No I worked in a Dairy Queen.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 1: The One with George Stephanopoulos
Tagged: Dairy Queen, paycheck
“Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely don’t like the name Ross.


Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I’m down.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 4: The One With Rachel's New Dress
Tagged: insults, Putdown, Kick Me
“This is brand-new information!”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 8: The One Where Rachel Tells...
Tagged: Brand-New Information
“He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 2: The One with the List
Tagged: Decide, imaginary friends
“When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
— Wanda Pierce, BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 2: Yes And
Tagged: Relationships, Dating, red flags, Quote of the Moment, Falling In Love, puppy love
“Come on Will - take off your shirt and tell us.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 8: The One with the Rumor
“Come on Will - take off your shirt and tell us.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 8: The One with the Rumor
“They don't know that we know that they know.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One Where Everybody Finds Out
“They don't know that we know that they know.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One Where Everybody Finds Out
“He's her lobster.”
— Lisa Kudrow, Friends, Friends Season 3: The One with the Flashback
“When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One With Phoebe's Wedding
Tagged: Love, Familia, Wedding Vows
“When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One With Phoebe's Wedding
Tagged: Love, Familia, Wedding Vows
“The 20s? My title for that period of my life would be, ‘It was the Worst of Times, it was the Worst of Times…' Did I mention it was the hardest time of my life?”
— Lisa Kudrow, The Real Lisa Kudrow: TV Guide
Tagged: 20s, Struggle, 20-something, Growing Up, Change
“But they don't know that we know they know we know!”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Tagged: Funny, humor, Love, Secret
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