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Louis C.K. Quotes

Total quotes: 4
“God is like a shitty girlfriend.”
— Louis C.K., Louie
Tagged: Religion, humor, comedy, God
“Well, I think ‘likability’ is an overused word. I don’t watch people ’cause I like them; I watch them because they’re compelling. Sympathetic is a little different … Likable just thins you out. Working to make a character likable is what kills most TV shows.”
— Louis C.K., Louis C.K. on the Importance of Acting Like an Asshole
Tagged: likability, sympathy, Good, Bad, humanity, characters
“And that voting for Trump is a way of saying ‘fuck it. Fuck them all’. I really get it. It’s a version of national Suicide. Or it’s like a big hit off of a crack pipe. Somehow we can’t help it. Or we know that if we vote for Trump our phones will be a reliable source of dopamine for the next four years. I mean I can’t wait to read about Trump every day. It’s a rush. But you have to know this is not healthy.”
— Louis C.K., Louis C.K. Compares Donald Trump to Hitler: ‘He’s an Insane Bigot’
Tagged: Election 2016 Jokes, national suicide, Trump, Donald Trump, Louis C.K., humor
“The American government is a very volatile, dangerous mechanism, and Hillary has the most experience with it. It’s like if you were on a plane and you wanted to choose a pilot. You have one person, Hillary, who says, ‘Here’s my license. Here’s all the thousands of flights that I’ve flown. Here’s planes I’ve flown in really difficult situations. I’ve had some good flights and some bad flights, but I’ve been flying for a very long time, and I know exactly how this plane works.’ Then you’ve got Bernie, who says, ‘Everyone should get a ride right to their house with this plane.’ ‘Well, how are you going to do that?’ ‘I just think we should. It’s only fair that everyone gets to use the plane equally.’ And then Trump says, ‘I’m going to fly so well. You’re not going to believe how good I’m going to fly this plane, and by the way, Hillary never flew a plane in her life.’ ‘She did, and we have pictures.’ ‘No, she never did it.”
— Louis C.K., Louis C.K. on the Right to Be Offensive, Why White Guys Should Stop Whining, and Bored Masturbation
Tagged: Election Jokes 2016, Election, Trump, Clinton, Sanders, Metaphor, humor
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