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Major Franklin Marion Burns Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“I'm fine, Mom. Well actually, I'm not. You see, I had this friend. And this friend only pretended to like me. You know, the way Dad used to?”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 5: Margaret's Engagement
Tagged: Friends, Fake Friends
“I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage no matter how ugly or disgusting it gets. I'd kill her before I'd divorce her!”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 5: Dear Sigmund
Tagged: Marriage, Divorce, ugly, disgusting
“The way I see it, unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free.”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 4: The Novocaine Mutiny
Tagged: Conformity, obedience, Freedom
“Courage is just something you can't be afraid to have.”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 4: The Price of Tomato Juice
Tagged: Courage, Fear
“Frank: Another week of command and I'd have had you out of that dress!

Klinger: I'm not that easy.”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 4: Welcome to Korea
Tagged: Transvestitism
“Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 3: Bulletin Board
Tagged: Marriage, Divorce, Painfully Obvious
“Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head.”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 3: Mad Dogs and Servicemen
Tagged: Psychiatry
“Frank: Klinger, I want to see you out of that dress...tonight!

Klinger: Never on a first date, sir!”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 3: A Full Rich Day
Tagged: Transvestitism
“Individuality is fine—as long as we all do it together.”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 2: George
Tagged: Individuality, Conformity
“Margaret: They love you, Frank.

Frank: It was their hatred that fooled me.”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 2: For Want of a Boot
Tagged: Love, Hatred
“I'm only paranoid because everyone's against me!”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 1: Germ Warfare
Tagged: Paranoia
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