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Mauricio

Mauricio Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Mauricio

character

Nationality: Brazil

Occupations: Association Football Player

Total quotes: 6

“You had me at 'get lost.'”

— Mauricio, Shallow Hal

Tagged: Rejection, Sarcasm

“You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a sloooowwwwp.”

— Mauricio, Shallow Hal

Tagged: Comeback, Quip

“Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!”

— Mauricio, Shallow Hal

Tagged: turd, Corporal Max Klinger, M.A.S.H., Gross

“Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket?

Mauricio: Yes.

Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?”

— Mauricio, Shallow Hal

Tagged: member's only, Sick Burns

“Tony Robbins: Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Mauricio: Have you heard the song 'Who Let The Dogs Out'?”

— Mauricio, Shallow Hal

Tagged: who let the dogs out?, Beauty is the in the eye of the beholder

“Inner beauty's the easiest thing in the world to see when you're looking for it....The brain sees what the heart wants it to feel.”

— Mauricio, Shallow Hal

Tagged: inner beauty, Brain, heart

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