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Nick Bakay Quotes

Total quotes: 17
“Pie, it just fills the cracks of the heart... go away pain.”
— Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Tagged: Funny, Humor in Sadness
“Nobody loves to see something come along and sort of stomp on your legacy, [but] on the other hand it seems like it’s going to be so innately different that I think there’s room for both.”
— Nick Bakay, The Voice Of The Original Salem Has Some Thoughts About "Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina"
Tagged: TV, TV Shows, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Sabrina Spellman, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
“I found the Fountain of Youth! It's the toilet!”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Oh What a Tangled Spell She Weaves
Tagged: Fountain of Youth, Fantasy, Supernatural, joke, Toilet, dirty, Magic
“Salem: That's awful. I hate prejudice. Do you know how many women have rejected me just because I have four legs and a tail? It's wrong, I tell ya! Why don't they care about what's inside?

Sabrina: Salem, what's on the inside of you, is a selfish, misogynistic pig.

Salem: Hey, pigs are people too!”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Some of My Best Friends are Half-Mortals
Tagged: Cat, animal, Pig, Dating, misogynist, Selfish, Rejection, Prejudice
“Harvey: Salem invited me. He said there would be food and fireworks.

Salem: I have lighted the fuse. Now I just have to wait for the kapowie! Muahahaha!”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Spellmanian Slip
Tagged: Evil, Devious, Fireworks, party, Explosion
“Salem: Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony.

Zelda: I'm going to write him a very stern letter.

Salem: You're a regular Mad Max, aren't you?”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: The Big Sleep
Tagged: Revenge, mad max, Agony, Destruction, Sarcasm
“I'm sorry, Sabrina. I didn't want to hurt you; I just wanted to rule you.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: Salem, the Boy
Tagged: Power Hungry, rule, Sassy, Apology
“I'm sorry, Sabrina. I didn't want to hurt you; I just wanted to rule you.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: Salem, the Boy
Tagged: Power Hungry, rule, Sassy, Apology
“Salem: I’m so happy, I could plotz!

Sabrina: Not on the kitchen table.

Salem: You can say goodbye to this furry little punim!

Hilda: Salem, what’s with all the Yiddish? Are you going into show business?

Salem: I’m online with a camel in Jerusalem who used to be an Amway salesman.

Zelda: Why did the Witches' Council turn him into a camel?

Salem: He used to be an Amway salesman.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: Boy Was My Face Red
Tagged: joke, Amway, Pyramid Schemes, Yiddish, Camel, animal, Sassy
“Hippie Driver: Did that cat just talk? Or am I picking up his thoughts telepathically?

Salem: You're right. You can read my mind. And now you're sensing my great need to stop in Philadelphia for a cheese-steak.

Hippie Driver: I’m communicating with animals! This is so radical.

Salem: Just drive, Woodstock boy.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Inna-Gadda-Sabrina
Tagged: joke, cats, Magic, woodstock, Telepathy
“Salem: FREEZE! Don’t squirt that perfume, unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up!

Sabrina: Man, that was close!

Salem: It’s not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet?

Sabrina: Kirby?

Salem: We’re back to getting beaten up here...”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Sabrina, the Teenage Boy
Tagged: manhood, Boy, Gender Swap, Magic, toxic masculinity
“Salem: FREEZE! Don’t squirt that perfume, unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up!

Sabrina: Man, that was close!

Salem: It’s not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet?

Sabrina: Kirby?

Salem: We’re back to getting beaten up here...”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Sabrina, the Teenage Boy
Tagged: manhood, Boy, Gender Swap, Magic, toxic masculinity
“Sabrina: So, what did you wanna tell me that couldn’t wait till twelve thirty-seven?

Harvey: Something I should have said a long time ago: I think we should go steady.

Sabrina: Steady? I’d like that. I’d like that a lot.

Harvey: And I want to give you something so we’ll never forget this moment. 

Sabrina: A bracelet! It’s beautiful.

Harvey: Read the inscription.

Sabrina: 'Harvey digs Sabrina!'

Harvey: Look on the back.

Sabrina: Twelve thirty-six?

Harvey: That’s what time it was when we first spoke in the cafeteria on your first day at school.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: As Westbridge Turns
Tagged: Love, Romantic, joke, Relationships, Steady, nostalgic, Adorable
“Sabrina: Salem, what are you doing?

Salem: Nothing!

Sabrina: You’re in a chatroom again pretending to be a woman, aren’t you?

Salem: I like the attention”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: First Kiss
Tagged: Catfish, Technology, Chatroom, Attention, joke
“Zelda: Salem, you owe Sabrina an apology. Now!

Salem: I’m thinking of how to word it.

Hilda: Try 'I’m sorry.'

Salem: Somehow, that just doesn’t feel right...”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: A Girl and Her Cat
Tagged: Sorry, Apology, Sassy, Bitchy, Rude
“How can you choose the Pleasure Dome over High School?! Wait, that didn't come out right...”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Third Aunt From the Sun
Tagged: High Schools, joke, Pleasure Dome, club, party
“M’Lady: Salem, you’re the only one who understands me.

Salem: Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.”
— Salem Saberhagen (voice), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: A Halloween Story
Tagged: Understanding, Connection, joke, Rude, Sassy
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