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Paul Gilmartin

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Paul Gilmartin

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Birthday: January 9, 1963

Birthplace: South Holland, Illinois, United States

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Podcaster

Total quotes: 1

“I cannot stand small talk, because I feel like there’s an elephant standing in the room shitting all over everything and nobody is saying anything. I’m just dying to say, ‘Hey, do you ever feel like jumping off a bridge?’ or ‘Do you feel an emptiness inside your chest at night that is going to swallow you?’ But you can’t say that at a cocktail party.”

— Paul Gilmartin, via Amazon

Tagged: small talk, annoyed, vexed, cocktail party, saying, say, talk, talking

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