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Private Joe Bowers

Private Joe Bowers Quotes

Total quotes: 3

Private Joe Bowers

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Total quotes: 3

“Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.”

— Private Joe Bowers, Idiocracy

Tagged: mountain dew

“Rita: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?

Pvt. Joe Bowers: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.

Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.”

— Private Joe Bowers, Idiocracy

Tagged: Albert Einstein, Atom Bomb, Dumb Shits

“And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!”

— Private Joe Bowers, Idiocracy

Tagged: fags, Reading, Writing, Movies, Farting

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