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Randy Taylor

Randy Taylor Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Randy Taylor

character

Total quotes: 4

“Randy: Did you rebel against your father?

Tim: He died before I could be a real jerk.

Randy: He'd be proud if he could see you now.”

— Randy Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 3: This Joke's For You

Tagged: rebel, Jerk

“Brad Taylor: I don't have any lines.

Randy Taylor: That's because you blew it, you stooge. He was trying out for one of the wise men, and he said they were carrying gold and Frankenstein.”

— Randy Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 1: Up Your Alley

Tagged: frankenstein, Frankincense

“Randy Taylor: [to Sir Larry] Hey, you're great! I saw you at Chris Johnson's birthday party!

Sir Larry Houdini: Ahhh, lovely little girl.

Randy Taylor: Chris is a boy.

Sir Larry Houdini: Strange little boy.”

— Randy Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 1: Off Sides

Tagged: gender confusion

“Randy Taylor: [referring to himself and Brad] Billy's mom thinks we're perfect little gentlemen.

Tim Taylor: Billy's mom thought she saw Elvis yesterday at the gas station.”

— Randy Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 1: Mow Better Blues

Tagged: delusional

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