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Richard Maibaum Quotes

Total quotes: 138
“Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.”
— Q, Thunderball
Tagged: frivolous, Insult
“Miss Moneypenny: Uh uh. In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-oh man in Europe's been rushed in. And the Home Secretary, too.

James Bond: Somebody's probably lost a dog.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Conference, lost dog, Petty
“Fiona: You look pale, Mr. Bond. I hope I didn't frighten you.

Bond: Well you see, I've always been a nervous passenger.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Pale, frightened, Nervous
“Bond: [draping arm around nurse] Do I seem healthy to you?

Pat Fearing: Too healthy, by far.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: healthy, Flirting
“[Bond is standing in the doorway between their apartments as Fiona takes a bath] Fiona: Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?

Bond: Not from where I'm standing.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Flirting, Sexual Harassment
“Emilio Largo: You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from.

James Bond: You may hex me. Let's see what it does for the cards.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Evil Eye, hex
“[after making love to Pat, Bond sees something suspicious on the grounds, and gets up to investigate] Pat Fearing: James, where are you going?

James Bond: Oh, nowhere. I just thought I'd take a little, uh... exercise.

Pat Fearing: You must be joking.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Making Love, Exercise, joking
“[after making love to the evil Fiona Volpe]
James Bond: My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?

Fiona: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, the one where he has to make love to a woman, and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, and turns to the side of right and virtue... [she steps on Bond's foot] ...but not this one!”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Ego, Making Love, heavenly choirs
“What can I offer you? Sheep's eyes? Dates? Vodka martini?”
— Sheik Hosein, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: sheep's eyes, vodka martini
“M: Moneypenny, where's 007?

Moneypenny: He's on a mission, sir. In Austria.

M: Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately.

[scene cuts to Bond making love to a woman]”
— Miss Moneypenny, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: pull out, Double Entendre
“Major Anya Amasova: It's getting cold.

James Bond: I say, anything I can do to warm you up?”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: cold, Flirting
“Major Anya Amasova: Make no mistake, Mr. Bond, I want that microfilm and I'm going to get it.

James Bond: Unless I get it first.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Microfilm, Competition
“Major Anya Amasova: Goodbye, Mr. Bond.

James Bond: Well, let's say 'au revoir'. I have the oddest feeling we'll be meeting again sometime.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: au revoir
“James Bond: The printout transmission unit, can you work it?

Captain Carter: Well sure, but James we've only got three minutes!”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Timely, Deadline
“Major Anya Amasova: You're not trying to take advantage of me, are you?

James Bond: [Sarcastically] The thought never crossed my mind.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Taking Advantage, Date Rape, Sarcasm
“Felicca: If there is anything that you would like? Anything at all?

James Bond: Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Lunch, dessert, Flirting
“James Bond: Your time is running out, Stromberg!

Stromberg: Yours too, Mr. Bond. Yours too. And faster than you think.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: time running out, no time
“Hotel Receptionist: I have a message for you.

James Bond: I think you just delivered it.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: message
“Log Cabin Girl: But James, I need you!

James Bond: So does England!”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: romantic need, patriotic duty
“[the motorcycle henchmen flies off a cliff in a cloud of feathers] All those feathers and he still can't fly!”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: feathers, Flying, Sadism
“James Bond: Which bullet has my name on it? The first or the last?

Major Anya Amasova: I have never failed on a mission, Commander. Any mission.

James Bond: In that case, Major, one of us is bound to end up gravely disappointed, because neither have I.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Disappointment, Bullet, mission
“Q: Right. Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories...

James Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?

Q: Frequently.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Disappointment, Insult
“Do not kill me, Mr. Bond. At least not until we've had a drink. And if you wish, I'll give you another chance.”
— Draco, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Tagged: Begging, Murder
“I've taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice.”
— Ernst Stavro Blofeld, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Tagged: Chickens, voice, Weird
“Tracy, I was always taught that mistakes should be remedied, especially between friends—or lovers.”
— James Bond, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Tagged: Mistakes, Friends, Lovers
“James Bond: Moneypenny, what would I do without you?

Moneypenny: My problem is that you never do anything with me.”
— James Bond, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Tagged: Codependency, Loneliness, Unrequited
“James Bond: Unusually small for a Nymphalis polychloros.

M: I wasn't aware that your expertise included lepidoptery.”
— James Bond, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Tagged: Nymphalis polychloros, lepidoptery
“Tracy: You're hurting me.

James Bond: I thought that was the idea for tonight.”
— James Bond, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
“Oh, a man of principle—with a price on his head. Naturally you do it for Queen and Country. I have no country. I have no price on my head!”
— Octopussy, Octopussy
Tagged: Principle, Queen, country
“Really, 007! Look, I haven't time for these adolescent antics!”
— Q, Octopussy
Tagged: adolescent, antics
“World socialism will be achieved peaceably. Our military role is strictly defensive. Is that understood?”
— Soviet Chairman, Octopussy
Tagged: Communism, Socialism, military defense
“My government categorically denies the incident ever occurred.”
— Gogol, Octopussy
Tagged: Denial
“James Bond: What have you learned so far?

Vijay: Well, my backhand's improving.”
— James Bond, Octopussy
Tagged: tennis, Lessons
“Gentlemen, this may only be an exercise so far as the Ministry of Defence is concerned. But for me, it is a matter of pride that the 00 section has been chosen for this test. Your objective is to penetrate the radar installations of Gibraltar. Now, the SAS has been placed on full alert to intercept you, but I know you won't let me down. Good luck, men.”
— M, The Living Daylights
Tagged: Ministry of Defence, Gibraltar
“[Referring to his machine gun vs Bond's handgun] You've had your eight, now I have my eighty.”
— Brad Whitaker, The Living Daylights
Tagged: Machine Gun, handgun, Superior Firepower
“Brad Whitaker: How do you like my personal pantheon of great commanders?

Leonid Pushkin: Butchers.

Brad Whitaker: Surgeons. They cut away society's dead flesh.”
— Brad Whitaker, The Living Daylights
Tagged: commanders, butchers, Soldiers
“[in the Aston Martin] I had a few optional extras installed.”
— James Bond, The Living Daylights
Tagged: Aston Martin, new car
“James Bond: Just taking the Aston Martin out for a quick spin, Q.

Q: Be careful, 007. Its just had a new coat of paint!”
— James Bond, The Living Daylights
Tagged: Aston Martin, new car
“Don't think. Just let it happen.”
— James Bond, The Living Daylights
Tagged: don't think, Let It Happen, Zen
“Kara Milovy: I've been such a fool.

James Bond: [grasping her hand and squeezing it] We both have.”
— James Bond, The Living Daylights
Tagged: Fool, Regret
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