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Rick Sanchez (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 52
“I'm Doctor Who in this motherfucker! I could be a clone! I could be a hologram! We could clones controlled by robots controlled by special headsets that the real Rick and Morty are wearing while they're fucking your mother!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Rickchurian Mortydate
Tagged: Doctor Who, clones, Holograms, Robots, Diss
“I don't know, maybe you matter so little that I like you. Or maybe it makes you matter. Maybe I love you. Maybe something about your mother. Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The ABC's of Beth
Tagged: Love, Father-Daughter, mother, Fatherhood
“Put a saddle on your universe. Let it kick itself out.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The ABC's of Beth
Tagged: Life, Universe, strength
“Beth: Am I evil?

Rick: Worse, you're smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I've never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The ABC's of Beth
Tagged: Evil, Smart, Universe, Nothing Matters, idiots, Ordinary, Extraordinary
“You got some of that mermaid puss.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Ricklantis Mixup
Tagged: Mermaid, Sex, Vagina
“Yeah motherfucker yeah get it get some, right up your fucking bitch ass you fuck! Guess who just discovered a new element! Think you could do that Morty? You think anyonne but me could do it ever in a billion years? Do you think if God existed he could do it? The answer is no. If God exists its fucking me!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Rest and Ricklaxation
Tagged: Element, God, Existence
“'I took your family'? Who do you think had taken more from them when you shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry! She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive cause I know everything, that snake survives because children wander off, and you survive 'cause people think 'Ooh, this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break! I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul! I guess I'll hire him or marry him!'”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy
Tagged: Roast, mean, Marriage, Son-In-Law, Victims, Snakes, Fatherhood
“Morty, I'm a drunk, not a hack.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Vindicators 3
Tagged: Drunk, Hack
“Because I don't respect therapy. Because I'm a scientist. Because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don't like something about the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it's helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals we eat, but not something I want for myself. I'm not a cow. I'm a pickle. When I feel like it. So... you asked.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Pickle Rick
Tagged: Life, Science, Pickle, Living, Change, Psychology
“I'M A PICKLE! I'm pickle Riiiiiick!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Pickle Rick
Tagged: Pickle, Catchphrase
“Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal! I'm a pickle! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro? I turned myself into a pickle, Morty.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Pickle Rick
Tagged: Pickle, surprise, Transformation, Science
“To live is to risk it all, otherwise you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Rickmancing the Stone
Tagged: Life, Living, Living Life To The Fullest
“An-and I-I-I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty! Th-b-because that's what this is all about, Morty! Th-that's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake! I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce! I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty! If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget... dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty! That's what's gon-it's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Rickshank Redemption
Tagged: McNuggets, Obsessed, Ending
“Yeah, well, tough titties.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Rickshank Redemption
Tagged: Catchphrase
“See? Our cup runneth over. Now, who wants to go shopping for a brand-new motherfuckin' world?! All right!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Wedding Squanchers
Tagged: End of the World, Shopping, World
“I've got an emo streak. It's part of what makes me so rad.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Big Trouble in Little Sanchez
Tagged: Emo, Rad, cool, teenager
“Huntin' a vampire with my grandkids!! FUCK!! TINY RI-I-ICK!!!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Big Trouble in Little Sanchez
Tagged: tiny, Grandchildren, Excited, Bonding
“The universe is a little too big to care about something so small.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Big Trouble in Little Sanchez
Tagged: Universe, small, big, Vast, Care
“They named a holiday after me. Ricksgiving. They teach kids about me in school!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Ricks Must Be Crazy
Tagged: Thanksgiving, School, holiday, Teaching
“Morty, you gotta flip 'em off. I told them it means 'peace among worlds.' How hilarious is that!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Ricks Must Be Crazy
Tagged: Middle Finger, Peace Among Words, Funny
“Wait for the ramp, Morty. They love the slow ramp. It really gets their dicks hard”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Ricks Must Be Crazy
Tagged: Ramp, Slow Ramp, Dicks, Dicks Hard
“Morty: You have a whole planet... sitting around making your power for you?! That's slavery!

Rick: It's society! They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses, they get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.

Morty: That just sounds like slavery with extra steps!

Rick: Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Ricks Must Be Crazy
Tagged: Slavery, planet, Laid, Sassy, Extra-Steps
“Get Schwifty.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Get Schwifty
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Mr. Beauregard: Ah, Master Rick, remember when you weren't going to shoot me?

Rick: [shoots Mr. Beauregard in the face] I guess Iiii did the butler! Hahaaa! Does that, does that scan?

Ghost in a Jar: Oh, I-I get it. It's a play on 'the butler did it.'

Rick: Thanks Ghost in a Jar. You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: butler, Word Play, comedy, shoot, Obscure
“Jerry: Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash!

Rick: Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Sassy, Grandchildren, Concessions, Sacrifices, unemployed
“Lick, lick, lick my balls! Ha ha ha, yeah!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Rubber baby bubby bunkers!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“And that's why I always say, 'shum-shum-schlippety-dop!'”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Rick: No, "Steve" put that memory in your brain so he could live in your house, eat your food and multiply. We could be infested with these things. So, we got to keep an eye out for any zany, wacky characters that pop up.

Mr. Poopybutthole: Oooohwee! Whatever you want, Rick, we're here to help!

Rick: Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole. I always could count on you.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Zany, Wacky Characters, Counting On Friends, Memory
“Get off the high road, Summer! We all got pinkeye because you won't stop texting on the toilet.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Toilet, High Road, Texting, germs, Pinkeye
“I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Meeseeks and Destroy
Tagged: Fart, Adventure, Failure
“[they both exchange kisses, upping their sexual arousal]

Unity: Yes, Rick, yes! Yes, yes!

Rick: Wait, wait, stop! H-Hold it! Not like this. We need a hang glider, and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation
Tagged: Sex, Hang Glider, Fantasy, Uncle Sam, Crotchless
“SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN! This isn't a musical number! This is a fucking... operation, we gotta be cool and fucking lay low.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Mortynight Run
Tagged: Musical, Operation, Lay Low, Incognito
“Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Mortynight Run
Tagged: Stupid, Fart, Carpet, Diss
“Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office? You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? Y-Y-Y'know what those guys do i-in-in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip 'em in cocaine and wipe 'em all over each other—y'know, Grandpa goes around and he does his business in public, because Grandpa isn't shady.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Mortynight Run
Tagged: Wall Street, shady, public, Office, Garage, Work
“Beth: Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards?

Jerry: ...Yeah! I like it this way. I'm not stupid!

Rick: Man that guy is the Redgrin Grumbholt of pretending he knows what's going on.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: A Rickle in Time
Tagged: Stupid, Redgrin Grumbholt, Diss, backwards
“Morty: If you could get out that whole time why didn't you?

Rick: Because I waited until I was certain it was what I wanted to do, Morty! That's the difference between you and me: I'm certain, and you're a walking burlap sack filled with turds.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: A Rickle in Time
Tagged: Certainty, Burlap Sack, Turds, Diss
“Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: A Rickle in Time
Tagged: Bets, Lose A Bet, Death, Cage
“So, in conclusion, you're both equally mercurial, overly sensitive, clingy, hysterical bird-brain homunculi. And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time because I don't go by height or age, I go by amount of pain in my ass—which makes you both identical.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: A Rickle in Time
Tagged: Grandchildren, Pain In My Ass, Sensitive, Clingy, identical, Diss
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