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Sandy Cohen Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Sandy: You did musicals? I did a musical or two myself in college.

Kirsten: Oh, someone please stop him before he starts singing 'Greased Lightning.'

Seth: Do it, Dad! Travolta's your bitch!”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Telenovela
Tagged: Musicals, Grease, College, Greased Lightning, Pop Culture, Bitch, John Travolta, Witty, Funny, Family
“Sandy: So, at this concert tonight, anyone there going to be doing drugs?

Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert.

Sandy: Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Third Wheel
Tagged: concert, Drugs, Witty, lame, Snarky, Sassy
“Sandy: And you're going to yogalates.

Kirsten: You just like saying that.

Sandy: Yogalates? Yeah, I kinda do. Yogalates?

Ryan: Yogalates.”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Secret
Tagged: yoga, Yogalates, Exercise, joke, Sassy
“Kirsten: Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend.

Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't.

Kirsten: Why?

Sandy: I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.

Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.

Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. And on fire.”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Peace, Family, awkward, Jewish, Girlfriend, Prostitute, Escort, joke, Fire
“Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians.

Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Outsider
Tagged: Steak, Vegetarian, Meat, food, Beer, Chardonnay, Merlot, Alcohol, wealthy, classy, joke, Complain
“Sandy: Wow! You're all set up for your Newpsie convention! Hey, when do these vultures land?

Kirsten: Soon, and I'm sure that I have a doily out of place somewhere.

Sandy: Good. Gives them something to talk about.”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Gamble
Tagged: convention, WASPs, Vultures, Doily, joke, Sarcasm, Sassy
“Sandy: The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe.

Seth: So, I'm like asthma?”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Model Home
Tagged: born, father, Son, Breath, Safety, parental love, Asthma, Sassy, joke
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