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Sharon Morris

Sharon Morris Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Sharon Morris

character

AKA: Sharon Morris

Nationality: United Kingdom, Northern Ireland, Australia N

Occupations: Writer, Poet, Tractor, Teacher

Total quotes: 5

“Rob Norris: If I thrust too deeply, will my penis latch onto the IUD coil thingy and pull it out?

Sharon Morris: Yeah. No, it's fine. They put it more than two and a half inches inside me.”

— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 2: Episode 5

Tagged: thrust, penis, IUD, Diss, Penis Size

“I'll remember you as a sturdy love maker with a massive chin, who was kind to waiters and taxi drivers, which suggests you might actually be a good person.”

— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1

Tagged: Love, Sex, Chin, Kind, Waiters, Taxi Drivers, Good

“Rob Norris: So I just write a check every month and leave it at that? Fuck that. I didn't know my father and it sucked. This kid gets a dad.

Sharon: Oh, God, you don't have to be so American about it.”

— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1

Tagged: Baby, Money, Fatherhood, American, Cheap

“You know I just wish one bad thing would happen to her. Like I don't want her to get hit by a bus or anything. But you know, maybe she got arrested for tax fraud or if her dad got caught with child porn or something, you know just to knock the smug out of her.”

— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1

Tagged: bad thing, bus, Arrested, tax fruad, Smug

“She's one of these people where, like, everything has gone her way. You know, and she thinks she did it. But, it was luck.”

— Sharon Morris, Catastrophe, Season 1: Episode 1

Tagged: Luck, Good Things, fortunate

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