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Terry Crews Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3-point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.

Congressman #1: Break it down, Camacho!

President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.”
— President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Idiocracy
Tagged: dysgenics, IQ, Shit, Emotional
“President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of French fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

South Carolina Representative #1: That's what you said last time, dipshit!

South Carolina Representative #2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!”
— President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Idiocracy
Tagged: dysgenics, starving, Bullshit, Burrito, French Fries, Dipshit, dick
“She don’t know it yet...but that’s ‘Wifey’ right there.”
— Latrell Spencer, White Chicks
Tagged: Wifey
“Latrell Spencer: Oh, the deception. The betrayal. Man, you deceived me.

Marcus Copeland: Look, man.

Latrell Spencer: Negro, please. Didn’t anyone tell you that this was an all-white party, huh? Someone get this jigaboo away from me.”
— Latrell Spencer, White Chicks
Tagged: Deception, betray, negro, jigaboo, Racial Stereotypes
“Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.”
— Latrell Spencer, White Chicks
Tagged: Racial Stereotypes
“I gotta say, the Chinese know how to make a terrible Scotch.”
— Terry Jeffords, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3: Into the Woods
Tagged: Scotch, Drinking, Gross, Drunk, Strong
“ MY ASS IS NOT FAT!”
— Terry Jeffords, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2: Windbreaker City
Tagged: ass, fat, big
“Peralta: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Terry: No. It's like holding a couple of grapes.”
— Terry Jeffords, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2: Payback
Tagged: Weightless, Grapes, Easy, Strong
“Terry: And what does the Ebony Falcon do?

Peralta: Takes every precaution to ensure his own safety? Takes bad guys to jail and bad girls to bed.

Terry: Hell yeah he does! Except now the Ebony Falcon is monogamous and too tired for sex, so his only indulgence is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits.”
— Terry Jeffords, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Ebony Falcon
Tagged: Sex, Saftey, Cops, Jail, yogurt, Indulgences
“People have to understand that masculinity can be a cult, and when I say cult, it’s not different from David Koresh, it’s not different from Jim Jones.”
— Terry Crews, What does consent look like in the #MeToo era?
Tagged: toxic masculinity, male culture
“People were saying, “You should have beat him up.” I’m like, “Why is no one questioning him?” No one questions the predator. The person who is doing the harassment doesn’t even get a question. You know why? Because they just expect it.”
— Terry Crews, Terry Crews: 'Men Need to Hold Other Men Accountable'
Tagged: Rape Culture, Sexual Harassment, Victim Blaming, sexual predators
“Until men stand up and say, “This harassment, this abuse, these assaults are wrong,” nothing will change. Men need to hold other men accountable.”
— Terry Crews, Terry Crews: 'Men Need to Hold Other Men Accountable'
Tagged: toxic masculinity, Rape Culture, Male Feminists, Sexual Harassment
“Don’t accept the shame that people are giving you.”
— Terry Crews, Terry Crews: 'Men Need to Hold Other Men Accountable'
Tagged: Empowering, Shameless, Victim Blaming
“I'm a man, and I've got to look like a man. And I can't admit that I'm afraid, I can't say that I'm weak. I can't say that I'm tired. I'm not allowed to say that I'm sleepy, or I'm hurt, or that I can't handle this... When I crack that egg for my son, he was free. And I've got to learn to keep cracking that egg for myself, every time.”
— Terry Crews, Watch Terry Crews Send a Powerful Message on What It Means to Be a Man in 2014
Tagged: feminism, Masculinity
“I think the big thing about feminism is that it scares men because, you know — the big deal is that people are scared of being controlled. ... I want to be clear that feminism is not saying "women are better than men." That's not what's going on. ... The problem is that men have always felt like they're more valuable. ... I have been that guy, where I felt I was more valuable than my wife and kids.”
— Terry Crews, Watch Terry Crews Send a Powerful Message on What It Means to Be a Man in 2014
Tagged: feminism, Masculinity
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