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Tina Belcher Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don't have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 6: The Hormone-iums
Tagged: Kissing, Smart Kissing, Meryl Streep, Croissants, Rainy Days
“Tammy: Where's Tina? At home, crying into her butt?

Tina: No. My butt is dry. And strong.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 5: Tina and the Real Ghost
Tagged: Dry Butt/Strong Butt, Crying Into Your Butt, Sarcasm, Resilience
“I need fresh faces. And fresh butts.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Mazel-Tina
Tagged: Fresh Faces, Fresh Butts
“I love espresso, coffee, caffeinated teas, and then Jimmy Jr. In that order.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unnatural
Tagged: Priorities, Coffee, Espresso, Caffeinated Tea
“I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now
Tagged: Bras, Heroes, boobs
“Tina: And his face?


Louise: It's so gross I want to slap it. I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face!



Tina: You mean 'kiss?'



Louise: No, I mean 'slap.'



Tina: Whoa. You got it bad, girl.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now
Tagged: kiss, Slap, Falling In Love, Infatuation
“Your ass is grass. And I'm gonna mow it.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now
Tagged: Ass is Grass, Threats
“Mr. Fischoeder: She left me for a married oil magnate. And then a married movie magnate.

Tina: She's a magnate magnet.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Tagged: Magnets, Magnates, Wordplay
“You don't want to mess with my sister. She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Ear-sy Rider
Tagged: little sister, Self-Esteem
“Don't have a crap attack!”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Bad Tina
Tagged: Crap Attack
“Time for the charm bomb to explode.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Moody Foodie
Tagged: Charm Bomb
“I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Lobsterfest
Tagged: Urination, bathroom, corner
“Bob: I had to get away from those anuses for a while. 


Tina: You mean Mort and Teddy? Bob: Um, no. Gail's paintings.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Art Crawl
Tagged: Bad Art, Disses On Bad Art
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