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Tom Kenny Quotes

Total quotes: 57
“Scoutmaster Lumpus: [to Lazlo] That's a good little monkey...

Scoutmaster Lumpus: [to Raj]... and a good little... elephant boy...

Scoutmaster Lumpus: [to Clam] ... and a good little... whatever you are.”
— Scoutmaster Lumpus (voice), Camp Lazlo, Season 1: Lights Out / Swimming Buddy
“Cliff: Please tell me I'm not a freak!

Man: Shut up you freak!”
— Cliff (voice) & Man (voice), CatDog, Season 1: Brother's Day
“Rocko: [referring to Filburt's diary] Look, Heff, if I let you see one page, then will you be satisfied?

Heffer Wolfe: Yes. I'll be satisfied.

Heffer Wolfe: [Heffer starts reading aloud] 'The Earth Log of Filburt Shellbach. I am an alien. For our evil plan to take over this puny planet, see next page.' Well, that's one page.

Rocko: Yup. One page.

Heffer Wolfe: [closes the diary] Play a game of badminton?

Rocko: Um... yeah. Okay.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 4: The High Five of Doom / Fly Burgers
“Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Rock, you wanna move to France?

Rocko: Not really.

Heffer Wolfe: Naw. Me neither.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 3: Bye, Bye Birdie / Belch of Destiny
“Heffer Wolfe: [to Rocko] You're blind as a bat.

Bat: Hey! Listen, bud! We bats are sick and tired of these stereotypes! We got enough problems with the whole 'vampire' shtick without being classified as visually impaired!

Heffer Wolfe: Sorry.

Bat: [bumps into a wall] 'Scuse me, ma'am.

[Bat bumps into something else]

Bat: Oh. Sorry, sir.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Short Story / Eyes-capades
“Heffer Wolfe: Hey, Crod, you wanna get some ice cream?

Crod: [a caveman frozen in ice] Crod don't like ice cream.

Heffer Wolfe: Oh, I knew you were a burger man.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 2: Snowballs / Frog's Best Friend
“Heffer Wolfe: [writing Rocko's personals ad] Marsupial with big hairy chest seeking female with same. Will suck the fillings out of your teeth if you let me. I am adventurous and will try anything once. Twice if you're lucky!”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Who's for Dinner? / Love Spanked
“Heffer Wolfe: Give me another double order of fries.

Bartender: Sorry, pal. I think you've had enough.

Heffer Wolfe: I'll tell you when I've had enough, you greasy plate jockey!”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Who's for Dinner? / Love Spanked
“Waitress: Will there be anything else, sir?

Heffer Wolfe: [referring to a pair of chopsticks] Yeah, these plastic things can't cut my burrito.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck
“Rocko: We don't need some hoity-toity health club to stay in shape, eh, Heff?

Heffer Wolfe: No way, man! Care for another slice of pizza?

Rocko: I'm feeling the burn!

Heffer Wolfe: Yeah, you should blow on it first. The cheese is hot.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: No Pain, No Gain / Who Gives a Buck
“Rocko: Thanks for taking me to the doctor, Heffer.

Heffer Wolfe: I wouldn't miss it for the world. These waiting rooms are real freak shows.”
— Heffer Wolfe (voice), Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1: Rocko's Happy Sack / Flu-In-U-Enza
“ He's a ghost in denial. He needs us now more than ever.”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost
Tagged: Ghost, Denial, more than ever
“I can't give up. I can do this. I've got Anchor Arms! I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk!”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: MuscleBob BuffPants
Tagged: Give Up, wimp, Jerk, Anchor, arms, muscles
“This working out thing isn't working out.”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: MuscleBob BuffPants
Tagged: Working Out, not working
“Ah, my jellyfish brethren are returning.”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Nature Pants
Tagged: Relief, Jellyfish, brothers
“Oh, a big, beautiful, old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Pizza Delivery
Tagged: big, Beautiful, Rock, Pioneers, miles, Baby
“The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Pizza Delivery
Tagged: Pizza, catchy, Delivery
“Oops. I guess I ripped my pants again!”
— SpongeBob Squarepants (voice), SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Ripped Pants
Tagged: Oops, ripped, pants, Show Off, Attention
“They're gonna put him on trial for my crimes. Ain't nobody gonna pardon these crimes on my head. Not even the King of Mars! And once he's dead, my magic juice will return to my body. Flowing through me like moonlight through the ghost dance.”
— Magic Man, Adventure Time, Season 4: Sons of Mars
Tagged: King of Mars, Ghost Dance, crimes, Pardon, Trial
“Ohh, pretty baby wife. You're the most normal thing in my whole life. We're like two normal jelly beans sitting at the bottom of the jar, floating in a sea of olives, waiting for somebody to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, which I mentioned.”
— Ice King, Adventure Time, Season 4: Princess Monster Wife
Tagged: Domestic Bliss, Wife, Jelly Beans, Olives
“Just watch over me until I can find a way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity!! And then maybe Betty, my princess... maybe you will love me again. [sobs] Please love me again, Betty!!”
— Simon Petrikov, Adventure Time, Season 3: Holly Jolly Secrets Part II
Tagged: Sanity, labyrinth, True Love
“ I know what I said! But you know, sometimes you say things and then you don't really mean them?”
— Ice King, Adventure Time, Season 1: When Wedding Bells Thaw
Tagged: Confused
“Marriage is a thing that allows me to capture a princess forever and let her live inside of me. Marriage is the most beautiful thing in the world!”
— Ice King, Adventure Time, Season 1: When Wedding Bells Thaw
Tagged: Marriage, Evil Villains on Marriage
“Oh, if I'd known being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said yes.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: SpongeGuard on Duty
Tagged: Lifeguards, Stupid, Oh The Irony, Stupid Spongebob
“Don't you know a suspect is just a friend you haven't cleared of charges yet?”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 11: The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom
Tagged: Criminal Suspects
“Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do, but the world does not revolve around you.
Don't be a jerk. Be nice to babies and animals. Old folks, too. 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you! Use turn signals. Don't screen my calls. Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe. Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas! It's Christmas! When others are talking, never interrupt. Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.
'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 8: Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom
Tagged: Christmas Season, Christmas, Christmas Songs, Jolly, Jerky
“SpongeBob: [rapid fire] I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride, don't you think? I mean he's so tough on the outside, but he's got a soft side, too. You know, this one time I was upset because my snail Gary he was sick and he let me leave 5 minutes early. Isn't that the sweetest thing you've ever heard? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Narrator: Two very boring minutes later...
SpongeBob: And theeeen, there was that time that Mr. Krabs yelled at me for getting to work before he did, and he didn't even dock my pay! What a sweet man!!!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 7: Rodeo Daze
Tagged: Droning, Boring, Repetition, Talking Too Much
“SpongeBob: Can I come, can I come, can I come, can I come, can I come, can I come, can I come, can I come, can I come, can I come, can I come, can I come?

Squidward: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO! Does that answer your questions?
 

SpongeBob: All except for that last one.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 6: Sun Bleached
Tagged: Repetition
“Did you hear that, Gary? They're rewarding you for standing up and speaking out against injustice. Maybe these pageants aren't so superficial after all.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 6: Slide Whistle Stooges
Tagged: Injustice, Pageants
“You see, Squidward! Slide whistling can add a little zest to the humdrum of everyday life.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 6: Spongicus
Tagged: Slide Whistling, Humdrum
“You can throw all your dreams down the well. Although everyday the pain grows you ride unicorns on rainbows if you throw all your dreams down the well. When your life's come apart at the seams and you've given up all your dreams, here is just the means to make those dreams come true.
No more suffering, no more sighin', no more pain and no more cryin'.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 4: Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI
Tagged: Songs, Dreams, Rainbows, Suffering
“You're not just an idiot, Patrick; you're also my pal!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 4: Selling Out
Tagged: Idiot, Insult, Backhanded Compliments
“Like, once, I met this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin—”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: Krab Borg
Tagged: Repetition
“Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you guys were smart, you were join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was the one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving my house again.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: Squilliam Returns
Tagged: Survivor, Agoraphobia
“SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.
Squidward: They poop on the robot?
SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, get straight poop, ask questions, get information.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
Tagged: Poop, Puns, Robots
“I'll never survive in prison! They'll mop the floor with me!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: My Pretty Seahorse
Tagged: Prison, Puns
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: The Bully
Tagged: Absurd
“SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm every bit as good as Larry, and if I'm not, then may I be struck by...
[rumble of thunder]
SpongeBob SquarePants: ... a flying ice cream truck.
[a shadow forms over SpongeBob; chimes play]
SpongeBob SquarePants: And live!
[the flying ice cream truck stops short of crushing Spongebob]
Larry the Lobster: [on megaphone] Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: The Algae's Always Greener
Tagged: thunder, Flying Ice Cream Trucks, Careful What You Wish For
“Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Survival of the Idiots
Tagged: Gross, Clarinet, Toilet
“I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!”
— Spongebob Squarepants, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: Life of Crime
Tagged: Evil
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