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Tyler Durden Quotes

Total quotes: 26
“This is your pain. This is your burning hand. It's right here. Look at it.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Pain, Burning Hand
“Fuck off with your sofa units and green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let...let's evolve, let the chips fall where they may.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Consumerism, Materialism
“It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Castration, Lorena Bobbitt, Misandry
“We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Matriarchy, Men Raised by Women
“How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wanna die without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Scars, Fighting, Bravery, Violence
“Now, a question of etiquette—as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Etiquette, ass, Crotch
“We're consumers. We are the byproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Consumers, consumer culture, Murder, Crime, Poverty, Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra
“I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Freedom, Arrogance
“First you've gotta know—not fear, know—that someday you're gonna die.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Fear, Mortality
“If we are God's unwanted children, so be it!”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Rejects, Castaways, Lepers, God's Unwanted Children
“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Anthropomorphism, chicken
“You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, in all probability he hates you. It's not the worst thing that could happen.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: God, Malevolent Deity
“The things you own end up owning you.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Obsession, Materialism
“Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. It's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying to control everything and just let go! LET GO!”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Hitting Bottom, Weekend Retreat, Seminar, Letting Go
“Hi, you're gonna call off your rigorous investigation. You're gonna publicly state that there is no underground group, or, these guys are gonna take your balls. They're gonna send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times, press release style. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on: we cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Threats, new york times, LA Times, Castration
“Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. ”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Consumerism, Advertising
“You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Job, Monotony, Soulless, Materialism
“It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Freedom, Loss
“Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Pain, Sacrifice
“In the world I see—you're stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Rockefeller Center, Sears Tower, Ruins, Kudzu, Elk
“Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned—Tyler.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Fine Print, warnings, masturbation
“Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables—slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: slaves, White-Collar Work, Great Depression, Pissed Off
“Our fathers were our models for God, if our fathers failed, what does that tell you about God?”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: God, Role Models, Failure
“Self-improvement is masturbation.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Self-improvement, masturbation
“Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB! Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Fighting, Rules, Snitching
“I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.”
— Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Tagged: Freedom, losing hope was freedom, lost, Hope, Hope Is Not Lost
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