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“There is nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop kissing the shore, no matter how many times it is sent away.”
— Unknown, via Tumblr
Tagged: Summer, Kissing The Shore, Summer Love, Forever Love, Love
“Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.”
— Unknown, via twitter.com
Tagged: Summer, Defining Summer
“I wasn't sure if I wanted to keep my new mattress or not, so I decided to sleep on it.”
— Unknown, I wasn't sure if I wanted to keep my new mattress or not, so I decided to sleep on it... • /r/oneliners
“Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.”
— Unknown, The 25 Best Two-Line Jokes Ever. #14 Is Priceless.
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Two-Liners, Math Jokes, Puns, Parallel Lines
“These people don't work hard enough for their opinions to matter to you.”
— Unknown, The Notecard System: The Key For Remembering, Organizing And Using Everything You Read
Tagged: Life
“You can cut somebody's hair many times, but you can only scalp him once.”
— Unknown
Tagged: Life
“I handed the most important person in my life the drugs that killed him.”
— Unknown, A Lifetime of Secrets: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secret Quotes, Post Secret, Post Secrets, Secrets
“I'm afraid that deep down I am truly unworthy of another person's love.”
— Unknown, My Secret: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secret, Post Secret Quotes, Post Secrets
“People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.”
— Unknown, What is your favorite one-liner joke? • /r/AskReddit
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Condescending, Confidence, Big Ego, Talking Down To People
“Be strong enough to let go and wise enough to wait for what you deserve.”
— Unknown, Mindbloom -
“I removed the shell from my racing snail to make him go faster, but if anything it made him more sluggish.”
— Unknown, Reddit, what is the best one liner joke you've ever heard? • /r/AskReddit
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Animal Jokes, Puns, One-Liners
“My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.”
— Unknown, What is your favorite one-liner joke? • /r/AskReddit
Tagged: Funny Jokes, Animal Jokes, Flamingos, Dating, Relationships, Puns, Marriage
“I hate when people talk about sex on the beach like a sexy thing... I was raped on the beach.”
— Unknown, My Secret: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secret Quotes, Post Secrets, Post Secret
“Every time there is a shooting in the news, I expect to hear his description for a second.”
— Unknown, The Secret Lives of Men and Women: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secret Quotes, Post Secret, Post Secrets
“Over thinking ruins you. Ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry and just makes things much worse than it actually is.”
— Unknown, 26 Things You Only Understand, If You Are a 2AM Over-Thinker
Tagged: Overthinker, Overthinking, Overthink, Relationships
“I'll always remember, I'll never forget, how you took my breath away, the first time we met.”
— Unknown, Inspirational Love Quotes
Tagged: Love, First Love
“If you feel like you don't fit in this world, it's because you're here to help create a new one. ”
— Unknown, Purpose
Tagged: How To Think, The Art of Awareness
“To be intimate is to be in tune. Every corner of your body is an earthquake. That's how you make love to a woman.”
— Unknown, Relatably
Tagged: Love, Making Love, Intimacy
“The first time I got drunk, my friends left me in an empty room because I blacked out. I woke up naked and bleeding. I was 12.”
— Unknown, A Lifetime of Secrets: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Secrets, Drinking, Post Secret Quotes, Post Secret
“I've been reaching out for help for over a year. But no one pays enough attention to even notice...What's the next step?”
— Unknown, My Secret: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Suicide Awareness, Post Secret, Post Secret Quotes, Post Secrets
“It's always been my dream to go to Harvard. Now that I am here I'm counting down the days I can leave.”
— Unknown, My Secret: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secret, Post Secret Quotes, Post Secrets
“My wife is having an affair with my neighbors wife. They don't know that I know.”
— Unknown, The Secret Lives of Men and Women: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secret Quotes, Post Secret, Post Secrets
“I haven't forgiven my dad for leaving when I was a kid. I'm 30 now and still feel he left because of me.”
— Unknown, The Secret Lives of Men and Woman: A Post Secret Book
Tagged: Post Secret, Post Secrets, Post Secret Quotes
“I got fired from the orange juice factory because I couldn't concentrate.”
— Unknown, What's the cleanest, least offensive, funniest joke you know? • /r/AskReddit
Tagged: Reddit, Funny Quotes, Clean Jokes, Work Jokes, One-Liners, Punny, Pun Jokes
“It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 muscles to frown, so don't ever say that I don't go out of my way for you.”
— Unknown, What are some of the funniest one-liners?
Tagged: Funny, Funny One-Liners, Short Jokes, Best Jokes, Smile, Frown, FU Quotes
“Meditate for 15 minutes daily. You will be happier, more emotionally stable, more focused, and more motivated if you repeat this for at least a week.”
— Unknown, LPT: Meditate for 15 minutes daily. You will be happier, more emotionally stable, more focused, and more motivated if you repeat this for at least a week. • /r/LifeProTips
Tagged: meditation, Happiness, Emotionally Stable, Focus, motivation, Life Hacks, calm
“You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool mom.”
— Unknown, The 50 All-Time Greatest Quotes About Mothers
Tagged: I Love You Mom, Motherhood, Family, Love, Unconditional Love, Fool, Lies
“I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.”
— Unknown
Tagged: Thesaurus Jokes, Terrible Thesaurus Problems, Awful, Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes
“Studies show that if you eat well, exercise, and don't do drugs or alcohol, YOU WILL DIE.”
— Unknown, What are some of the funniest one-liners?
Tagged: Short Jokes, Best Jokes, Smile, Frown, Funny Quotes, Death, Dying, Drugs, Exercise
“A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.”
— Unknown, Reddit, what is the best one liner joke you've ever heard? • /r/AskReddit
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Double Entendre, Punny Jokes
“When in a difficult life moment, ask yourself two questions...Am I happy in this moment?...Am I happy overall?”
— Unknown, LPT: When in a difficult life moment, ask yourself two questions. • /r/LifeProTips
Tagged: Happiness, Are You Happy, Life Hacks, calm, Difficult Moments In Life, Reflecting
“My parents told me my grandmother died before I was born...They don't know that I know she's alive. I wonder every day why they are lying to me.”
— Unknown, A Lifetime of Secrets: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secrets, Post Secret, Post Secret Quotes, Secrets, Family Secrets
“My wife doesn't know I use my Blackberry in church to search for other men with whom to hook up for sex...Not sure if I'm going to hell or if I already live there.”
— Unknown, A Lifetime of Secrets: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secret, Post Secret Quotes, Post Secrets
“My crush wanted to kiss me when I was 16, I didn't let him...now I'm 20 and I've never been kissed.”
— Unknown, My Secret: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secret, Post Secret Quotes, Quotes, Post Secrets
“Every day I worry my ex boyfriend will use the pictures I sent him to ruin my life.”
— Unknown, My Secret: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secret, Post Secret Quotes, Post Secrets
“Laboranti numen adest. (Divine power attends the man who works hard.)”
— Unknown, 35 Badass Quotes That Will Make You Rethink Going To College
Tagged: Life
“If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.”
— Unknown, If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be. - philosiblog
Tagged: Girl Who Cares Too Much
“If someone doesn’t care about losing you: Move on. There are thousands of people that will die and kill to not lose you.”
— Unknown, Tumblr Quotes
Tagged: Love, Breakups, Heartbreak, strength, Relationships
“People don't leave because things are hard, they leave because they realize it's no longer worth it.”
— Unknown, The Notebook- Twitter
Tagged: Leaving, Self-Love
“I've put off telling my mother I'm depressed and need help. Cause i'm afraid she'll be angry I'm not the perfect daughter she thinks I am.”
— Unknown, A Lifetime of Secrets: A PostSecret Book
Tagged: Post Secret Quotes, Post Secret, Quotes, Secrets
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