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Vanessa Baxter Quotes

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“Vanessa Baxter: Uh, Eve, what happened to your lip?

Eve Baxter: Oh, uh, I got into a little scrap with Richie Hayden.

Vanessa Baxter: What?

Eve Baxter: Yeah, um, I know as a joke people like to say how you should see the other guy, but seriously, you should see the other guy.”
— Vanessa Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 3: All About Eve
Tagged: fights, bloody lip, you should see the other guy
“Vanessa Baxter: Ed made up a whole fake backstory about himself just to trick people into trusting him?

Mike Baxter: Yep. Basically, he's Obama.”
— Vanessa Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 3: Pledging
Tagged: fake history, Barack Obama
“Vanessa Baxter: I worry about our daughters and the men they choose.

Mike Baxter: I know. They can't all win the lottery like you did.

Vanessa Baxter: [laughs] Just remember, a lot of people who win the lottery end up killing themselves.

Mike Baxter: And you remember they usually end up blowing their winnings.”
— Vanessa Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 3: Pledging
Tagged: worry, lottery, Suicide
“Mike Baxter: Hey babe.

Vanessa Baxter: He-ey.

Mike Baxter: What's the matter?

Vanessa Baxter: Oh nothing. I'm just... I'm just right on that late afternoon fence where do I have another cup of coffee or just say screw it and pour my first glass of wine.

Mike Baxter: Tough one.

Vanessa Baxter: Well, which way do you love me more, a little jittery and chatty or passed out and drooling by eight-thirty?

Mike Baxter: I love you both ways.
[leans in for a kiss then slides a wine bottle toward Vanessa]”
— Vanessa Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 3: Back to School
Tagged: Love, Sex, Lust, Coffee, Wine, Decisions
“Vanessa Baxter: I don't like the idea of you guys posting stuff on the internet.

Eve Baxter: Mom, come on. If Mandy's spreading something viral, you better pray it's on the internet.”
— Vanessa Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 2: What's in a Name?
Tagged: posting online, Internet, Viral, STDs
“Vanessa Baxter: Mike, I thought there was supposed to be an article about you in the Denver Business Weekly?

Mike Baxter: The guy needed more time. Apparently, five thousand words isn't enough to take in all of this.

Vanessa Baxter: Well, that's the price you pay for being so fascinating.

Mike Baxter: Thank goodness you're a geologist. You dodged that bullet.”
— Vanessa Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 4: Rediscover America
Tagged: denver business weeklyl, fascinating, geologist, dodged a bullet
“Vanessa Baxter: [on Outdoor Man's Vlog] Come on down to Outdoor Man and get your husband off your back! And off your front. [winks]

Mike Baxter: [turning off webcam] Are you crazy? You know our minister watches this?

Vanessa Baxter: Oh please, he has eight kids, he knows what I'm talking about.”
— Vanessa Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 1: The Spotlight
Tagged: Sex, minister, Double Entendres
“Vanessa Baxter: Can you believe there's another Kardashian?

Mike Baxter: Like cars, comes out with a new model every year, got that new Kardashian smell.”
— Vanessa Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 4: Big Shots
Tagged: kardashian, new car, Smell
“Vanessa Baxter: Can you drive Eve to soccer?

Mike Baxter: [scoffing] Soccer. That's just Europe's covert war for the hearts and minds of America's kids.”
— Vanessa Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: soccer, eurocentrism, Conspiracy Theories
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