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Whitney Cummings Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Of course you want to touch women. They're impossible to resist, I relate to your frustration because sometimes I will see a service dog at the airport, cause I'm gonna pet that...dog.”
— Herself, Whitney Cummings: Can I Touch It?
Tagged: Comedic Relief, humor, Stand-Up Comedy
“Of course you want to touch women. They're impossible to resist, I relate to your frustration because sometimes I will see a service dog at the airport, cause I'm gonna pet that...dog.”
— Herself, Whitney Cummings: Can I Touch It?
Tagged: Comedic Relief, humor, Stand-Up Comedy
“I no longer believe people change unless they're working their asses off to change.”
— Whitney Cummings, I'm Fine...And Other Lies
Tagged: H4D-52, Change, Changing
“ I had to learn how to say no to others and yes to myself, and today I no longer feel ashamed for not being 'fun' and being down for every draining activity I'm asked to do.”
— Whitney Cummings, I'm Fine...And Other Lies
Tagged: Saying No, Fun, H4D-41
“Don't forget love isn't supposed to cause you anxiety or stress!”
— Whitney Cummings, I'm Fine...And Other Lies
Tagged: Stress, Anxiety, H4D-40
“For me, love is about the way you treat a person on a daily basis when no one else is around.”
— Whitney Cummings, Whitney Cummings I Love You UNCENSORED
Tagged: Love, real love, H4D-39
“I'm usually torn between regretting what I did ten minutes ago and fearing what's gonna happen in ten years, so being in the moment is not my forte.”
— Whitney Cummings, I'm Fine...And Other Lies
Tagged: Regret, Living In The Moment, H4D-38
“I had never been in a committed relationship with anything except anxiety.”
— Whitney Cummings, I'm Fine...And Other Lies
Tagged: Anxiety, Relationships, H4D-37
“I thought I had to be tough and I’m fine was my motto. I thought life had to be really hard and painful.”
— Whitney Cummings, Nerdist Podcast: Whitney Cummings | Nerdist
Tagged: Fine, Pain, H4D-34
“When did avocado toast become the new crack cocaine?”
— Whitney Cummings, Twitter
Tagged: Women in Comedy, food
“I guess ultimately I just want to be someone's cell phone background.”
— Whitney Cummings, Twitter
Tagged: Women in Comedy, Love
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