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Will Ferrell Quotes

Total quotes: 131
“It's so hot. ”
— Hot Ones, Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell Deeply Regrets Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
Tagged: Hot, Hot Ones, Will Ferrell, Spicy , Interview
“I painted a picture of a butterfly!”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: picture, Butterfly, Painting
“I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in.”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Sleep, Tired, tucked in
“By the way, I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world.”
— Buddy, Elf
Tagged: Beautiful, voice, sing, Song
“[after blowing up Leon's house boat] Wow, we really didn't think that through.”
— Lance DeLune, The Ladies Man
Tagged: Overreaction
“Well, let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.’”
— Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Best Sports Movies, Colonel Sanders
“Being bad is the one thing I’m good at.”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Bad, Good
“No matter how hard I tried I was always the odd man out. The last one picked. A screw up! Black sheep! Bad boy!”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Black Sheep, odd man out, Bad Boy
“Good receives all the praise and adulation while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner.”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Good, Evil, Praise, adulation, Quiet Time
“I had a fairly standard childhood. I came from what you might call a broken home, literally broken. I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?! Clearly it was time to move on.”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Childhood, Broken Home, Failure to Launch, Overstatement
“Here’s my day so far; went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right…I’m falling to my death. Guess they can’t. How did it all come to his you ask. My end starts at the beginning, the very beginning!”
— Megamind (voice), Megamind
Tagged: Jail, Butt Kicked, Failing, Narration
“Dusty Mayron: Don’t you see what he’s up to, he thinks you and me are harboring bad feelings?

Brad Whitaker: No, I’m not harboring anything.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Bad Feelings, Harboring
“[as Kurt stands in front of Brad and scowls at him] Oh, gosh. Those piercing eyes, like a velociraptor.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Piercing Eyes, velociraptor
“Dylan: I don’t get the whole girls thing.

Brad Whitaker: Here’s the game plan, you want to be that one that she tells you about all of her problems with the guys she’s actually dating. It’s called the friendzone.

Dusty Mayron: No, no, no! That’s the worst advice anyone could give you. Do you want to be like Brad and be in the friendzone or do you want to be like Dad and get in the end zone?”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: friendzone, End Zone
“Kurt Mayron: So this co-dad thing, you’ve got to ask another man’s permission to see your own kids?

Dusty Mayron: Everything is rock solid between me and Brad here. In fact, we’re best friends.

Brad Whitaker: Really? [Brad gets emotional and starts to cry] Thank you.

Dusty Mayron: Brad, stop it.

Brad Whitaker: I’m good, because we’re boys.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Co-Dads, Emotional, Crying
“[as Brad’s dad is coming down the escalator] Dad. That sweater, he wears a red sweater so that I can see him in a crowd.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Reunions, red sweater
“Kurt Mayron: There you go. Why don’t you bring the car around and we’ll meet you at the curb?

Brad Whitaker: Right away, sir. I mean, no. I’m sorry, I’m not the driver. I’m Brad. The stepdad.

Kurt Mayron: [to Dusty] Why is her here?

Brad Whitaker: Because my dad’s coming, too.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Reunions
“[waiting to meet their dads at the airport]
Brad Whitaker: Look, your father hasn’t met the new, evolved Dusty.

Dusty Mayron: That’s exactly the stuff he’s going to make fun of us for, you’ll see. [as they see Kurt riding down the escalator]”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: evolved, Reformed
“[as they see Kurt riding down the escalator] Dear God. This is going to come off weird, Dusty, but he’s beautiful.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Male Beauty, Homophobia
“Dusty Mayron: My dad is going to scoff at everything we do. Nothing’s ever good enough for him.

Brad Whitaker: Your father hasn’t met the new evolved Dusty. I mean, who wouldn’t be impressed with you?”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: evolved, Reformed
“Stepdads and dads don’t always get along, but Dusty and I have this co-dad thing on lockdown.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Stepdads, Dads, Co-Dads
“Kurt: [to Dusty; referring to Brad] His total lack of masculinity, I mean his weak chin and soft underbelly bothers you not a bit?

Brad: [after camera zooms out, to show him sitting in a chair next to Kurt and Dusty ] You know, I'm just getting the feeling maybe you guys would like some privacy.”
— Brad Whitaker, Daddy's Home 2
Tagged: Masculinity, weak chin, Homophobia
“Whillenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.

Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: warning shot, bulbous ass, rectal breach
“Whillenholly: [to Banky] Wow, there's a lot of love in the room.

Banky: Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys.

Whillenholly: OK, play it cool, hot shot.”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Love, Homophobia, hot shot
“Whillenholly: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] They've got a monkey in there?

Sheriff: An ape.

Whillenholly: What?

Sheriff: An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey.

Whillenholly: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? That's what I thought.”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Monkey, Ape, orangutan, federal wildlife marshal
“[Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]
Sheriff: Are you fucking crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape.

Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go.”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Brady Bunch, Butt-Fucking, gay, Ape, fiasco
“It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll...Fuckbeans. That was them, wasn't it?”
— Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: happy family, Monkey, tear gas
“ The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING!”
— Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander
Tagged: one look, crazy pills, piano key, invention
“It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!”
— Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander
Tagged: Hot, right now, Damn, Iconic
“Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!”
— Jacobim Mugatu, Zoolander
Tagged: pin, ass, mean, Sassy, Weight, fitting, model
“There's nothing more frightening than driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.”
— Reese Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Fear, Cougar, Goddamn
“Walker: Shut up in here! I'm trying to sleep!

Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth!”
— Walker Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Threats, shut up
“Jean Girard: Bon. So, what if you just said: 'I love really thin pancakes'? That is a fair compromise, no?

Kyle: That is a fair compromise.

Herschell: Very fair, actually.

Ricky Bobby: No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crêpes!

Kyle: That's actually a pretty good compromise right there.

Jean Girard: Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?

Ricky Bobby: You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?

Cal Naughton, Jr.: [leans down to talk to Ricky in a low voice] Hey. This is just between you and me, okay? I mean, forget all these other guys. But he did give you a pretty decent out. But it's your call.

Ricky Bobby: [whispering] What do you think?

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't say it.

Ricky Bobby: Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew!

Jean Girard: As you wish. [He breaks Ricky's arm]

Ricky Bobby: [in pain] He actually did it!”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Pancakes, Compromise, Threats
“Jean Girard: Bon. So, what if you just said: 'I love really thin pancakes'? That is a fair compromise, no?

Kyle: That is a fair compromise.

Herschell: Very fair, actually.

Ricky Bobby: No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crêpes!

Kyle: That's actually a pretty good compromise right there.

Jean Girard: Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?

Ricky Bobby: You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?

Cal Naughton, Jr.: [leans down to talk to Ricky in a low voice] Hey. This is just between you and me, okay? I mean, forget all these other guys. But he did give you a pretty decent out. But it's your call.

Ricky Bobby: [whispering] What do you think?

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't say it.

Ricky Bobby: Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew!

Jean Girard: As you wish. [He breaks Ricky's arm]

Ricky Bobby: [in pain] He actually did it!”
— Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Pancakes, Compromise, Threats
“Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did he just say 'husband'?

Herschell: Wow...Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate!

Ricky Bobby: The room's startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of all the gayness. Cal...I love you. [Ricky faints]

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky! Ricky! OH GOD!”
— Cal Naughton, Jr., Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: Frenchman, gayness
“Lucy Bobby: So how was your day driving with you father?

Ricky Bobby: Well, let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great.”
— Lucy Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: crystal gayle, dick
“Reese Bobby: Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh...I'll say hello to these swamp rats.

Frank: [from the house next door] You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep!

Reese Bobby: You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!

Lucy Bobby: Yeah, shut up, Frank!

Walker: Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!

Reese Bobby: Okay, I guess they are my grandkids.”
— Reese Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: insults, swamp rats, shave your balls, Fart
“Ricky Bobby: I'm going fast again!

Cal Naughton, Jr.: How fast is he going?

Lucius Washington: 26 miles per hour.”
— Lucius Washington, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: speed, Dunning-Kruger
“Hey, shut up you little pot-licker I'll stick you in a microwave!”
— Reese Bobby, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: pot licker, Microwave
“I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!”
— Cal Naughton, Jr., Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Tagged: jesus, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Drunk, Fantasies
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