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Zach Woods Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“It was true when I said it. Like marriage vows.”
— Matt Spencer, Avenue 5, Season 1: He's Only There To Stop His Skeleton Falling Over
Tagged: Truth, Simile Examples, Marriage Vows
“Classic Jesus. You mess with his money he fucks you right up.”
— Matt Spencer, Avenue 5, Season 1: And Then He's Gonna Shoot Off...
Tagged: Classic, jesus, Money
“When I was 19 I would go to music festivals and sleep in the porter potties.”
— Matt Spencer, Avenue 5, Season 1: I Was Flying
Tagged: Stow Away , Music Festivals, Gross, Porter Potties
“Gabe Lewis: Erin, I am in love with you. I don't believe in much, okay? I don't believe in horoscopes. I don't believe in Christmas. I sure as hell don't believe in God.

Erin Hannon: What?

Gabe Lewis: Or maybe there's a God, I don't know. It's just not a guy with a long, white beard. Or it could be. It's possible that is exactly what God is. But for all of the disbelief, I believe in us. I believe in love.”
— Gabe Lewis, The Office, Season 7: Dwight K. Schrute,
Tagged: Love, Belief, Santa Claus, God, Horoscopes, Religion, disbelief
“You're slut shaming me. Shame. On. You.”
— Daniel, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“This is a witch hunt just like the crucible, all I wanted was a blowjob at a high school party, is that such a crime?”
— Daniel, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
“I wish women were more sex-positive but we're just not there yet.”
— Daniel, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Head Push
Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network
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