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Parks and Recreation Quotes

“I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Drugs, Pot Brownies, humor
“I would like to be president some day, so, no, I have not smoked marijuana.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Marijuana, President, Drugs, Parks And Rec
“One person’s ‘annoying’ is another person’s ‘inspiring and heroic’.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Parks And Rec
“Math is worthless in real life.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, School, Math, Learning
“No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white male US senator.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Parks And Recreation
“You know what? America is awesome. It's so full of hope. And small towns and big cities. And real people and delicious beverages and hot guys.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, America, humor
“I'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three course meal where each course is made of dessert.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, dessert, humor, Drinking, Stress
“Winning is every girl's dream.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Winning, victory, humor, Competition
“I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, feminism, Power, Women
“Slowing down is not really my jam.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Slowing Down, Chill, Over-Achieving, Extrovert
“There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Inspirational
“You're in trouble because of your own stupidity.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: stupidity, humor
“I believe that assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Assault, humor, Mean People
“I'm cried out but I want to cry more so I'm rehydrating.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Crying, humor
“He told me he liked me and I'm gonna go make out with him right now. On his face.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Making Out, Crush, Love, Relationships, humor, Cute
“The thing about youth culture is I don't understand it.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Youth, Growing Up, humor, youth culture, Millenials
“I took your idea and I made it better.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Perfectionism, humor
“I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Bad Day, humor, Grumpy, Sad
“Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Parks And Rec, Dating, Men, Relationships
“I'm going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Wine, Cheap
“Men's rights is nothing.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Men's Rights, humor, Parks And Recreation, Parks And Rec
“I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, inspiration, Self-Love
“If I had to have a stripper's name, it would be 'Equality.'”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, stripper
“I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Chill, Relaxed, Personality, Laid-Back, High-strung
“Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, breakfast, food, eating, humor
“I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Salad, food, eating, Health Food
“What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, caring, Shouting, Conflict
“I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Friendship, Texting, Love, Anxiety, humor
“Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Friendship, Love, humor
“We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Parks And Recreation, Friendship, Work, Waffles
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