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Erica Messer Quotes

Total quotes: 34
“Kirsten: She looks good. Her spirits are high.

Caleb: She's high?

Kirsten: No, her spirit. Her mood. She's up.

Caleb: So, she's on uppers?”
— Kirsten Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Links
Tagged: Sprits, high, Drugs, Uppers, Mood, Spirit, Pun, joke, humor, Misunderstanding
“Sailing is, like, so not the fastest way to get anywhere.”
— Summer Roberts, The O.C., Season 1: The Heights
Tagged: sailing, Fast, travel, Snarky, Sassy, sarcastic, humor
“Anna: Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation?

Seth: Oh, well. If it doesn't, we've never spoken.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Heights
Tagged: Insult, Insulting, Conversation, Speak, awkward, Snarky, Sassy, humor
“The master race has been perfected, Ryan, and they all go to our school.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Heights
Tagged: Master Race, Perfection, School, wealthy, Attractive, Snarky, joke
“Gabrielle: Fifth grade? Okay, she needs to change that. She's known that guy since he's been eating paste.

Seth: I think he still does.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Fifth Grade, Elementary School, Paste, Dating, Boyfriend, Snarky, Sassy, Insult
“Seth: Is it twisted if I find my potential grandma really hot?

Ryan: Not when she looks like that.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Grandma, Twisted, Hot, Attractive, joke, Sassy, awkward
“Caleb: Seth! Ah... You're still not a football player.

Seth: Ha, no, but thank you.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Football, Insult, Thank You, Sassy, Snarky, Rude
“Kirsten: Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend.

Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't.

Kirsten: Why?

Sandy: I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.

Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.

Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. And on fire.”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Peace, Family, awkward, Jewish, Girlfriend, Prostitute, Escort, joke, Fire
“When Garcia can't find a breadcrumb, it's usually because the bread was never baked.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 13: Full-Tilt Boogie
Tagged: Breadcrumbs, Detectives
“Documented examples include high-functioning autistics who collect child porn to pretend to plan a school shooting. They know that there's power in those images and those actions, but for them, there's no paraphilia behind it. They don't derive pleasure from it. What I don't see is someone who's interested in explosives. We need to rule out...”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 11: The Storm
Tagged: Autism, school shootings, Paraphilias, explosives
“Have you always lived on the sappy side, or did that come out when you became a mother?”
— Antonia Slade, Criminal Minds, Season 11: The Storm
Tagged: Sappy, Motherhood
“You know, I've learned that, in the short time I've had the privilege of being a dad... it heals wounds, just being there for your kid.”
— David Rossi, Criminal Minds, Season 11: A Beautiful Disaster
Tagged: Fatherhood, Healing, Parenthood
“He...he kept growing despite his disease. The last time I laid beside him he was almost as long as me. He was ready to go, but I was unready to say goodbye. Begged him to open his eyes. Well, the cruelest part was that I could see who he would be at twenty, but I knew he would never get there.”
— Aaron Hotchner, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Demons
Tagged: Loss, Death of a Child, goodbye, cruel
“Typically, voyeurs are nonviolent and content to remain bystanders.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Gatekeeper
Tagged: Voyeurs, Bystanders
“Eliminate the variable. Strike as close as you can to the point of origin or destination.”
— Erica Messer, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Gatekeeper
Tagged: Goals
“Do you know how many Ashleys are in downtown Boston? Too many Ashleys! That many Ashleys. And the only thing to track her down is that she has fancies for bunnies.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Gatekeeper
Tagged: Ashley, Boston
“Lobotomies are considered to be the surgery of the soul. Doctors like Walter Freeman claimed they could cure a number of mental illnesses. He believed the procedure could relieve suffering.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 9: To Bear Witness
Tagged: Lobotomy, Walter Freeman, Mental Illness
“Last year, right here, we had a...very different celebration...of life...of love...and good people. This year, it's the...other side of that. Because, well...that's what families do. It's been a hard year. But tonight...we celebrate a life well lived...well loved... To a good woman...an even better mother...to our friend...Who I will miss very much.”
— David Rossi, Criminal Minds, Season 8: The Replicator
Tagged: families, Celebration
“The origin of 'nice' is 12th century Middle English, meaning 'foolish' or 'stupid.' I hope you're referring to the modern use of the adjective.”
— Alex Blake, Criminal Minds, Season 8: The Silencer
Tagged: Nice, foolish, Stupid, Middle English
“I've always heard every ending is also a beginning. We just don't know it at the time. I'd like to believe that's true.”
— Emily Prentiss, Criminal Minds, Season 7: Run
Tagged: Ending, Beginning, Hope
“We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, we shall never surrender. We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be.”
— Josh Redding, Criminal Minds, Season 7: Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
Tagged: defense, Defending Your Land, Never Surrender
“The question isn't why do I kill people, the question is...why I don't kill everybody. I decide who dies... but mostly I decide who lives. I'm like...God.”
— Billy Flynn, Criminal Minds, Season 6: JJ
Tagged: killers, Murder, Messiah Complex
“I'm thankful for my years spent with this family, for everything we shared, every chance we had to grow. I'll take the best of them with me and lead by their example wherever I go. A friend told me to be honest with you, so here it goes. This isn't what I want, but I'll take the high road. Maybe it's because I look at everything as a lesson, or because I don't want to walk around angry...or maybe it's because I finally understand. There are things we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 6: JJ
Tagged: Wisdom, Acceptance, goodbye
“Evil can't be scientifically defined. It's an illusory moral concept that doesn't exist in nature. Its origins and connotations have been inextricably linked to religion and mythology.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 5: Our Darkest Hour
Tagged: Beyond Good and Evil, Good, Evil, Religion, Mythology, Unquantifiable
“After I finish you, I'm gonna find that little bastard son of yours. And I'm gonna show him both of his dead parents! And I'm gonna tell him it was all your fault!”
— The Reaper, Criminal Minds, Season 5: 100
Tagged: Threats, Sadism, Bastard
“My least three favorite words strung together: I don't know.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 5: Haunted
Tagged: Playing Dumb
“You told Danny to watch his temper. What else did you worry about? Danny said you had a puppy, but he died. Your son is ill, and he needs help. The truth is, the only thing Danny isn't capable of is remorse. He feels nothing. The son you were trying to protect...is a sociopath.”
— Debra J. Fisher, Erica Messer, Criminal Minds, Season 4: A Shade of Gray
Tagged: Temper, Sociopath, Remorse
“Yeah, just because you delete your history, it doesn't mean all your dirty cyber laundry isn't hanging out there for me to find on your hard drive. Rookie mistake!”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 4: Soul Mates
Tagged: Delete Online History, Rookie Mistake
“The only people I ever made happy were divorce attorneys.”
— David Rossi, Criminal Minds, Season 3: The Crossing
Tagged: Happy, Divorce, Lawyers
“You know, we made a deal a long time ago not to profile each other.”
— Aaron Hotchner, Criminal Minds, Season 3: Scared to Death
Tagged: Profiling
“She obviously did nothing to protect Amber from the abuse. She...she feels betrayed by her mother and now receives extreme sadistic pleasure in watching the same thing that happened to her. Strange. In this case, the abused actually became the abuser.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 2: The Perfect Storm
Tagged: Abuse, Child Abuse, Sadism, Revenge
“You really don't know someone ’til you take a road trip with them.”
— Elle Greenaway, Criminal Minds, Season 1: Charm and Harm
Tagged: Road Trips
“Hotch, repetitive thinking is a death mill for the brain. For complete brain usage, diverse stimulation is the key.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 1: Unfinished Business
Tagged: Repetitive Thinking, Diverse Stimulation
“You were just responding to what you learned, Vincent. When you grow up in an environment like that, an extremely abusive and violent household... it's not surprising that some people grow up to become killers.”
— Aaron Hotchner, Criminal Minds, Season 1: Natural Born Killer
Tagged: Developmental Psychology, Broken Homes, Violence
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