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Hannibal Buress

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Hannibal Buress Quotes

Total quotes: 6

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Hannibal Buress

Birthname

Birthday: February 4, 1983

Birthplace: Austin, Chicago, Illinois, U.S

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Comedian, Screenwriter, Actor, Writer

Total quotes: 6

“Get yourself together. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get 6 or 7 roommates. Eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some type of salsa company.”

— Himself, The Eric Andre Show, Season 1: Reese Witherspoon

“Get yourself together. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get 6 or 7 roommates. Eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some type of salsa company.”

— Himself, The Eric Andre Show, Season 1: Reese Witherspoon

“I won’t make out with you; white people do that, black people don’t make out with dogs.”

— Lincoln Rice, Broad City, Season 1: Working Girls

Tagged: Make Out, Dogs, Race

“I was so worried I baked a whole cake. And then I ate a whole cake.”

— Lincoln Rice, Broad City, Season 1: Stolen Phone

Tagged: worried, Baked, Cake, ate, food, Sweets

“If I mess up this white girl’s teeth, the black dentistry game is over.”

— Lincoln Rice, Broad City, Season 2: Wisdom Teeth

Tagged: White Girls, Black Dentistry

“You gotta be average as fuck for a while before you can get good at it.”

— Hannibal Buress, Hannibal Buress on Just Trying to Be Funny

Tagged: How To Be Awesome, Doing Great Work

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