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Jenny Slate Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“Please come close enough so that I can see you, and then I will try to do the rest for both of us, because I have not learned my lesson yet and do not possess the faith to believe in the partner who does his side of the thing. But I would love it if you would, because that would be dreamy and then I would also have that faith. I will give you every single treat.”
— Jenny Slate, Little Weirds
Tagged: Love, sweet, romance
“Yes, there have been lots of feelings that have felt like breaths in with no out breaths.”
— Jenny Slate, Little Weirds
Tagged: Feelings, emotions, Mental Health, Anxiety
“I have to keep going. And no one can ever take away the dream.”
— Jenny Slate, Sorrow Is Not The Same As Pessimism
Tagged: Dreams, Life, Sorrow, Mental Health
“My body is beautiful.”
— Jenny Slate, Jenny Slate: Stage Fright
Tagged: Body, Beautiful, Body Image
“I'm a turtleneck as a person.”
— Jenny Slate, Jenny Slate: Stage Fright
Tagged: Similie Examples, Turtleneck
“The truth is the truth, and I was a champ.”
— Jenny Slate, Jenny Slate: Stage Fright
Tagged: Truth, Champ
“Susan is the most beautiful name a woman can have.”
— Jenny Slate, Jenny Slate: Stage Fright
Tagged: Beautiful, name
“I'm super sad the patriarchy ruined the planet.”
— Jenny Slate, Jenny Slate: Stage Fright
Tagged: Sad, Patriarchy, planet
“I feel like a turtle that just got roller skates and realized that things can be fast. ”
— Jenny Slate, Jenny Slate: Stage Fright
Tagged: Turtle , Roller Skates, Fast, Simile Examples
“But please, don't make me regret opening my heart to you.”
— Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Obsessed
Tagged: Open Your Heart, Regret, heart
“Tick-tock. It's dick punch o'clock. And I don't like to be late.”
— Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: Girls Are Angry Too
Tagged: Tick-Tock, Punch, rebel, Extended Metaphor Examples
“I'm likable, that's my thing.”
— Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: Girls Are Angry Too
Tagged: Likeable , Kind
“Fat package. I feel better now.”
— Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: Girls Are Angry Too
Tagged: Package, better, Happy Place
“When you get separated from somebody that you actually care about, it is the destruction of a belief system. That is really, really sad.”
— Jenny Slate, The Year of Living Publicly
Tagged: Breakups, Breaking Up, Heartbreak, heart
“I have to be horny. No one’s going to take this horniness away.”
— Jenny Slate, The Unbearable Horniness Of Being Jenny Slate
Tagged: LOL, sexuality, Horniness, Horny
“I totally hear you, but, erm, I also don’t like what you’re saying. So if you say no, I will start a fire in the bathroom.”
— Mona-Lisa, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 5: Bailout
Tagged: Understand, no, Start a fire, bathroom
“Boss man, I wanna go home early. Ooh, hold on actually, hang on. Yeah, no, I wanna quit and never come here again.”
— Mona-Lisa, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 6: London, Part 1
Tagged: boss, Manager, Hang on, Quit
“It looks like I'm just going to keep getting really really happy and sad and embarrassed and excited and disappointed for the rest of my life, so let's do that.”
— Jenny Slate, "I Ordered Four Pizzas And Ripped Into A Bong" || Jenny Slate Talks SNL
Tagged: Life Truths, So It Goes, Words of Wisdom, How To Deal With Failure
“I'm just trying to figure out if the life that I've picked for myself is even the one that I want and I don't even know if I'm allowed to ask that question.”
— Dana, Landline- an Amazon Original Movie
Tagged: Life, life choices, Decisions, Quote of the Moment, Growing Up
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