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Jesse Moynihan Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Thanks for responding to my call, guys. I'm in a serious pickle, and I mean the bad kind—I mean like, a really smelly brown pickle?”
— Prismo, Adventure Time, Season 7: Crossover
“What you're feeling is called infatuation. The pain is the product of you overvaluing a projected, imaginary relationship with me.”
— Princess Bubblegum, Adventure Time, Season 5: The Suitor
Tagged: Infatuation, Pain
“I miffed off a wizard and he took my eyes. [pan down to see his eyes attached to his beard] I wonder what he wanted them for. Some kind of lotion, or potion...or time—traveling spell? I'll never know! Never, ever. Never. But losing my eyesight was only the beginning of my wonderful change! I started meditating and doing yoga. Now I can 'see' with my heart and smell with my soul.”
— Xergiok, Adventure Time, Season 5: The Great Bird Man
Tagged: yoga
“I got no time for nobody dancin' around and actin' a fool at my expense. I'm Tree Trunks, and people know I'm kind and honest.”
— Tree Trunks, Adventure Time, Season 5: Mystery Dungeon
“Well, no. I mean, if you feel something, you feel something. It's not about personality matrixels and charts, it's all about the bu-bumps in your heart. You can't stop the pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps!”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: All the Little People
Tagged: Heartbeat, bumps, Pumps and Bumps
“Oh, sorry! Sorry, I didn't mean nothin' by it! I mean, I have a lot of nasty friends, and my uncle was nasty. I'm basically honorary nasty.”
— Tom Herpich, Jesse Moynihan, Adventure Time, Season 5: Finn the Human
Tagged: Nasty, Uncle, Honorary Nasty
“Give up, worms! My fight power is supreme! I'm too [punches water] freaking legendary for you!”
— The Farm, Adventure Time, Season 4: Who Would Win?
Tagged: Machismo, Fight Power, Legendary
“They're gonna put him on trial for my crimes. Ain't nobody gonna pardon these crimes on my head. Not even the King of Mars! And once he's dead, my magic juice will return to my body. Flowing through me like moonlight through the ghost dance.”
— Magic Man, Adventure Time, Season 4: Sons of Mars
Tagged: King of Mars, Ghost Dance, crimes, Pardon, Trial
“A love like theirs will always find a way. It'll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 4: Web Weirdos
Tagged: Love, Overstatement
“No son, you did good. Having no self-control makes you a tough galoot, like me!”
— Joshua, Adventure Time, Season 2: Crystals Have Power
Tagged: Self-Conrol, Galoot
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