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Tom Herpich Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“ Let's go in the garden, you'll find something waiting
Right there where you left it lying upside down
When you finally find it, you'll see how it's faded
The underside is lighter when you turn it around.
Everything stays right where you left it
Everything stays but it still changes
Ever so slightly, daily and nightly
In little ways when everything stays.”
— Marceline the Vampire Queen, Adventure Time, Season 7: The Dark Cloud
Tagged: Poems
“Some people just make the world a worse place to be in just by being around, Jake. That's right, bad apples. ‘Lock 'em all up,’ I say. At the bottom of the ocean, where it's too dark to see.”
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time, Season 6: Escape from the Citadel
Tagged: Bad Apples, Lock Em All up
“Poor little Lemonhope
Sweet little Lemonhope

Stuck in this bathroom, thrown in the garbage

Dunked in the pudding, dipped in the porridge...

Poor little Lemonhope, throw me a lemonrope

Is there a home for me and my harp?

A place where friends give me hugs?

There's no use to mope, there's no use to hope

No use at all for

Fragile, precious, darling, baby, poor little Lemonhope...”
— Lemonhope, Adventure Time, Season 5: Too Old
Tagged: Darling, Precious
“Oh, sorry! Sorry, I didn't mean nothin' by it! I mean, I have a lot of nasty friends, and my uncle was nasty. I'm basically honorary nasty.”
— Tom Herpich, Jesse Moynihan, Adventure Time, Season 5: Finn the Human
Tagged: Nasty, Uncle, Honorary Nasty
“What the heck are you guys doing in my crack!? It's 3 o'clock in the morning!!”
— Billy, Adventure Time, Season 4: The Lich
Tagged: 3AM, Buttcrack
“I'm so sorry about that. You know, we-we secrete stink-oil all day o-out our awful-sauce glands. You know, I guess I should have warned you. Anyway, let me cut the cheese.”
— Mudscamp The Elder, Adventure Time, Season 4: The Hard Easy
Tagged: Stink Oil, Awful Sauce, Cut the Cheese
“Girls is like horses—when you fall down, it's important that you get right back on again, on a different horse.”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: Dungeon Train
Tagged: rebound, Girls, horses
“You're just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I've got a heart of stone, buddy. I'm evil!”
— Forest Cyclops, Adventure Time, Season 3: Another Way
Tagged: Heart of Stone, Sad, Tears, Evil, cry
“Entering a person's mind can be dangerous.”
— Rag Wizard, Adventure Time, Season 3: Memory of a Memory
Tagged: Mind-Reading, danger
“She totally gross over 90% of her body, the other 10% is crazy-nasty.”
— Dr. Ice Cream, Adventure Time, Season 2: Heat Signature
Tagged: Gross, Crazy-Nasty
“That's okay, buddy. Just...dig me a hole, then. Actually, two holes—one for my guts and one for my face, 'cause when I die, my guts are gonna blow out of my face!”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 2: Story Tellin'
Tagged: Suicide
“Finn: Thanks for being cool and all, but what do ya know about this Magic Man? How do we catch him?

Gork: Ohh, he can't be caught. He's got magic. And we're worthless freaks, we can't ever beat him! So we've gathered here to wallow in our self-pity.”
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time, Season 1: Freak City
Tagged: Pity, We Suck
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