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Matt Hubbard Quotes

Total quotes: 54
“You weren't the problem. I was. It was just a lot easier to blame you.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Goodbye Forever
Tagged: Problem, Blame, Easy Choice
“Well, sometimes I blamed you for being in the way of me becoming this hypothetical amazing, new version of myself.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Goodbye Forever
Tagged: Blame, Relationships, Hypothetical, Admittance
“If dead people get hangovers, I'm fucked.”
— Kase, Forever, Season 1: Goodbye Forever
Tagged: Hangover, Drinking, Drinks
“The only person you ever cared about is yourself.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Oceanside
Tagged: Person, Care, hurt
“Fuck you nut, I win this time.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Oceanside
Tagged: Nut, Win, champion
“I tried a meditation class at the Y once, but all I could think about was not farting.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Oceanside
Tagged: medication, Class, Fart, Embarrassment
“Sexuality, it's not cut and dry.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Oceanside
Tagged: Sex, sexuality, Cut and Dry, spectrum
“We do the same things every single day, and I don't see it changing literally forever.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Routine, Boring, Forever
“Every relationship needs a peacekeeper.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Love, Relationship, Peace, Peace Keeper
“Oscar: Have you ever been on a date before, Mark? 

Mark: I was failing math once, and the teacher made a smart girl come over and tutor me, and she was wearing a tight shirt, and I got a boner. Does that count? ”
— Mark Erickson, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Date, Love, Attraction, Math, Tutoring
“Oscar: Hey. What are you doing right now? 

Mark: Uh, I was either going to jerk off or draw a picture of a car. ”
— Mark Erickson, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: masturbate, draw, Choices
“I'll stop doing nice things because it seems to upset you.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Nice things, upset
“It is disturbing the lengths you will go to avoid confrontation.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Disturbing , Bad at Confrontation , Confronting, Problems
“We should be pushing the limits. Exploring. Having orgies.”
— Kase, Forever, Season 1: Kase
Tagged: Limits, Exploring, Orgies
“Well, no bad time for mac and cheese is what I always say.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Kase
Tagged: Bad Time, Mac and Cheese, sayings, food
“Oprah says you should always bring a gift, no matter the occasion.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Kase
Tagged: Oprah, Gift, Occasion
“Suck it, nice family.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: The Lake House
Tagged: Suck It, Diss, Family
“We had some good times on that couch. Sorry, it sounded sexual. But I was most likely talking about when we played Uno.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: The Lake House
Tagged: couch, sexual, Sex, Uno, Games
“June: Is there a God, honey?

Oscar: I don't know. But there is a shuffleboard court here.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: The Lake House
Tagged: Shuffleboard, Questions, God
“We just kind of live. I know it sounds a little ironic, but, well, that's the only word I can think of.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: The Lake House
Tagged: live, Irony
“Bitch, someone is paying you to go to Hawaii. It's already worked out.”
— Sharon, Forever, Season 1: June
Tagged: travel, Free, Hawaii
“You've got to tell the universe what you want so it will know what to give back to you.”
— Sharon, Forever, Season 1: June
Tagged: Universe, Needs, Give Back
“I don't really know how to live my life without him.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: June
Tagged: Life, Love, Live without us
“Sharon: This morning, I found you on your couch, sucking down your sippy cups of wine.

June: They are individual single pours because it's more efficient than opening a bottle. Oxygen is poison for wine. ”
— June, Forever, Season 1: June
Tagged: Wine, Drunk, Oxygen, Sippy Cups
“Let's get burgers. I bet they're really terrible.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Together Forever
Tagged: Burgers, terrible, Gross
“How are children out in this weather? Their parents should be put in jail.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Together Forever
Tagged: Children, Weather, Jail, cold
“Also, do you think just because I'm married, I can't get a baked potato whenever I want? Because I can. I'm eating baked potatoes all the fucking time. ”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Together Forever
Tagged: married, Choices, Independence, Extended Metaphor Examples, Baked Potato
“I love being single. You know what I do? Whatever I want all the time.”
— Sharon, Forever, Season 1: Together Forever
Tagged: Single, Life, Choices
“Back in Stone Mountain, even the mayor had bedbugs. And she was a horse.”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 4: Audition Day
Tagged: bedbugs
“He pulled me into his Kia, and he said to me, 'Sandra take out your taters'.”
— Sandra Kaluiokalani, Superstore, Season 2: Rebranding
Tagged: Sandra From Superstore
“Welcome to the no options club. It's a cool club. Most of America's in it. We meet on Tuesdays.”
— Amy Dubanowski, Superstore, Season 2: Rebranding
Tagged: No Options Club, No Economic Mobility, Playful Jokes About Being Poor
“Tate: Why does a pharmacist want to slum it as an assistant manager? I mean, is this a prank show? Is there a camera watching? Just truth is, I need a break. Have you ever held a dying man's hand in yours while you had to tell him that we don't accept rewards points for his medication? He literally died while I was holding his hand. 

Amy: I don't think that's true.”
— Tate Staskiewicz, Superstore, Season 1: Demotion
Tagged: The Tough Life of Being A Pharmacist
“A psychopath doesn't have a conscience. A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong but does it anyway.”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 1: Demotion
Tagged: Sociopath, Psychopath
“You are a journalist and a rapist, and those are the two worst things any person can be.”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 1: Magazine Profile
Tagged: insults, Insults to Journalists
“Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 2: MILF Island
Tagged: Eyes, look like, Uncle, Drink, Air Conditioners, Gross
“I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some oversexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 5: Reaganing
Tagged: Real woman, Oversexed, nympho, Everybody Loves Raymond
“I have to talk to Rachel Maddow. Only one of us can have this haircut”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 5: Reaganing
Tagged: Rachel Maddow, only one, haircut, talk
“These dogs are so cute I want to throw up and kill myself.”
— Craig Middlebrooks, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 6: Fluoride
Tagged: Dogs, Cute, Throw Up, Kill Myself, melodramatic
“What happened in your childhood to make you believe people are good?”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 1: Hard Ball
Tagged: Childhood, Belief, People Are Good, Optimistic
“It has sex, lies, puberty, betrayal, relay races… 'MILF Island' reflects the drama of the human experience, and isn’t that the essence of art?”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 2: MILF Island
Tagged: Sex, Lies, Puberty, Betrayal, Drama, Human Experience, Art, Artistic Interpretation
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