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Melissa Rosenberg Quotes

Total quotes: 26
“My mom always says I was born thirty-five years old and that I get more middle-aged every year.”
— Jacob Black, Twilight
Tagged: Werewolf, Twilight
“Sandy: So, at this concert tonight, anyone there going to be doing drugs?

Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert.

Sandy: Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Third Wheel
Tagged: concert, Drugs, Witty, lame, Snarky, Sassy
“Luke: New year's resolution: punch people less.

Ryan: I have the same one.”
— Ryan Atwood, The O.C., Season 1: The Third Wheel
Tagged: New Year's, Resolutions, Punch, Violent Art, Funny, Witty
“Marissa: Have we become one of those couples?

Ryan: Who lose all their friends?

Marissa: And can't do anything without each other?

Ryan: I don't think so. You think so?

Marissa: I gotta go.

Ryan: Yeah. And I've got the...

Marissa: Walk me?

Ryan: I'll walk you.”
— Marissa Cooper, The O.C., Season 1: The Third Wheel
Tagged: couple, Relationship, Friends, Obsession, Love, humor
“Sandy: If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?

Seth: Gee, I don't know. Ryan, Mom, that tree over there.

Sandy: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Seth: When are you leaving?”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Rescue
Tagged: Dad, Son, Family, Miss, Leave, Snarky, Sassy, Insult, Secret
“Seth: Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked.

Summer: Eww.

Seth: Summer?

Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen?

Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Rescue
Tagged: Naked, studying, School, Mom, Son, Family, Clothes, shower, joke, awkward, humor
“Seth: We gotta get your photo taken for your school ID.

Ryan: Another mugshot?

Seth: If you must be so cynical.”
— Ryan Atwood, The O.C., Season 1: The Rescue
Tagged: photo, School, ID, Mugshot, Cynical, Snarky, Sassy
“Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians.

Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Outsider
Tagged: Steak, Vegetarian, Meat, food, Beer, Chardonnay, Merlot, Alcohol, wealthy, classy, joke, Complain
“It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Outsider
Tagged: Date, Skilled, joke, Sassy, Snarky
“Ryan: It's kind of a shady neighborhood. It's pretty hardcore up there.

Seth: Dude, it's Long Beach, not Chechnya.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Outsider
Tagged: shady, Neighborhood, Long Beach, Chechnya, Caliornia, rough, Hardcore, joke, Sassy
“It's strange to have a creation out there. A deeply mutated version of yourself, running loose and screwing everything up... I wonder if this is how parents feel.”
— Dexter Morgan, Dexter, Season 2: The British Invasion
Tagged: Creation, mutated, Loose, Screwing Things Up, Parenthood
“Can't live with her, can't kill her.”
— Dexter Morgan, Dexter, Season 2: Resistance Is Futile
Tagged: Can't live with her can't live without her, Kill, Death, Life
“Dexter: But there's never any justification for killing.

Lundy: No. Well, one, of course. To save an innocent life.”
— Dexter Morgan, Dexter, Season 2: An Inconvenient Lie
Tagged: justification, Killing, innocent life, saving
“Sometimes I wonder what it would be like for everything inside me that's denied and unknown to be revealed. But I'll never know. I live my life in hiding. My survival depends on it.”
— Dexter Morgan, Dexter, Season 1: Born Free
Tagged: denied, unknown, revealed, Life, Hiding, Survival Mechanism
“Don't go down that emotion road, just go down on her. It's easier, she'll be distracted.”
— Angel Batista, Dexter, Season 1: Love American Style
Tagged: Emotional, Sex, Distractions
“Freedom's just another word for one more way to get fucked.”
— Officer Gerard, Dexter, Season 1: Love American Style
Tagged: Freedom, Responsibility, another word
“I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post-apocalypse or plague... whatever. No one left to act normal for. No need to hide who I really am. It would be... freeing.”
— Dexter Morgan, Dexter, Season 1: Love American Style
Tagged: Alone, post-apocalypse, Plague, normal, freeing
“Is that the purpose of remorse, to keep you from repeating mistakes?”
— Dexter Morgan, Dexter, Season 4: Road Kill
Tagged: Remorse, Mistakes
“I just know there's something dark in me, and I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there—always. This Dark Passenger. And when he's driving, I feel...alive, half-sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got.”
— Dexter Morgan, Dexter, Season 2: An Inconvenient Lie
Tagged: Darkness, Wrongness, Evil
“I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years, my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.”
— Dexter Morgan, Dexter, Season 1: Born Free
Tagged: Darkness, Eyesight
“She has no clue who she's with. Maybe that's the key to a successful relationship.”
— Dexter Morgan, Dexter, Season 1: Love American Style
Tagged: Ignorance is bliss, Relationships
“It took someone coming back from the dead to realize that I’ve been dead, too. The problem is, I never really figured out how to live.”
— Melissa Rosenberg, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 13
Tagged: Resurrection, Life
“Dear God, I would do anything to see the look on her face when she realizes she's helpless. I'd make her want me. Then reject her. Devastate her over and over and over until she wants to die... No, I won't give her that, either. She'd wither away like someone dying of thirst or starvation. Be a certain ring of hell, designed specially for her... Or maybe I'll just kill her.”
— Scott Reynolds, Melissa Rosenberg, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Smile
Tagged: God, Death Threats
“She's either an idiot in love, or she's being conned. Which amount to pretty much the same thing.”
— Melissa Rosenberg, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Ladies Night
Tagged: Love, Idiot
“Luke Cage: Lot of booze for such a small woman.

Jessica Jones: I don't get asked on a lot of second dates.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 1: AKA Ladies Night
Tagged: Alcoholism, Second Dates
“Everything changes, and nothing really changes. People die, new people are born, and we exist in between.”
— Jessica Jones, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Season 2: Episode 13
Tagged: Life Quotes, Life Changes, Existing, Empty, Cynic
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