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Patrick Star Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!”
— Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 1: Jellyfishing
Tagged: firmly, grasp, Instructions
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
— Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 2: The Secret Box
Tagged: Mind, Psychology, I'm A Mystery To Myself, Confused, Identity
“Spongebob: What do you usually do when I’m gone? 

Patrick: Wait for you to come back.”
— Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants, Season 3: New Student Starfish
Tagged: Love, You're My Everything
“Spongebob: Now that we're men, we have facial hair.

Patrick: Now that we're men I changed my underwear. ”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star,
Tagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? 

Spongebob: It means he's a afraid of Santa Clause ”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Spongebob Quotes
“Are you Squidward now? ... That’s okay take your time.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Spongebob: Patrick, you're a genius!"

"Patrick: Yeah, I get called that a lot."

"Spongebob: What? A genius?"

"Patrick: No, Patrick.”
— Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Firmly grasp it in your hand.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes, Nick Quotes
“Spongebob: Hey Patrick 

Patrick: What?

Spongebob: I thought of something funnier than 24.

Patrick: Let me hear it.

Spongebob: 25. ”
— Spongebob, Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Spongebob, T.V Quotes
“Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Patrick: Not until 4.”
— Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Spongebob Quotes, T.V Quotes, Nick
“He was so ugly everyone died.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Shows, Funny Quotes
“Fine I guess you're gonna miss The Panty Raid.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Person on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Patrick: No this is Patrick.”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: Funny Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument.

Squidward: No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument...Horseradish is not an instrument either.  ”
— Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants
Tagged: T.V Shows, T.V Quotes, Nick
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