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Paul Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“We’ve received over a half a million reports of demonic possession.”
— Paul, Eli
Tagged: Demonic Possession
“Love isn't about having someone to get you things. Love is putting someone else's feelings above your own.”
— Paul, You're the Worst, Season 2: The Sweater People
Tagged: Love, Selfless Love, Selfless, The Meaning of Love, Unconditional Love
“I guess, in the end, we were just two stars born lightyears apart. You need to find someone in your own constellation.”
— Paul, You're the Worst(TV Series 2014– )
Tagged: Break Up, Not Meant To Be Together, Finding Love Again
“Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?”
— Paul, Celeste And Jesse Forever
Tagged: Life Tips, Happiness, Pride, Love Quarrel
“I’m really good at sucking dick and I don’t want to get out of practice, lmk if you could help a girl out.”
— Paul, 27 Men Describe The Hottest Sext That Made Them Cum In Their Pants Immediately
Tagged: sexting
“Tom: 'It's off.'

McKenzie: 'What?'

Tom: 'Me and Summer.'

McKenzie: 'Was it ever on?'

Tom: 'No, but it could've been, in a world where good things happen to me.'

Paul: 'Yeah, well, that's not really where we live.'”
— Tom, McKenzie, Paul, (500) Days Of Summer
Tagged: Relationships, Dating, humor, crushes, Breakups
“Paul: 'So what are you exactly?'

Tom: 'I don't know.'

Paul: 'Are you her boyfriend?'

Tom: 'It's not that simple.'

McKenzie: 'Sure, it is.'

Tom: 'What, like, are we going steady? Come on, guys. You know, we're-we're adults. We know how we feel. We don't need to put labels on it. I mean, "boyfriend," "girlfriend." All that stuff is... it's really juvenile.'

McKenzie: 'You sound gay.'

Paul: 'You really do.'

Tom [Points to McKenzie]: 'Okay, first of all, your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in seventh grade. And you dated for, like, three hours. [Points to Paul] And you... You've been with Robyn since what, like, 1998?

Paul: ''97.'

Tom: ''97. See... Shoot. I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships.'”
— Tom, McKenzie, Paul, (500) Days Of Summer
Tagged: Relationships, Dating, humor
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