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Andy Cowan Quotes

Total quotes: 5
“I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is: If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Opposite
Tagged: Homosexuality, Wardrobe
“A job with the New York Yankees! This has been the dream of my life ever since I was a child, and it's all happening because I'm completely ignoring every urge towards common sense and good judgment I've ever had. This is no longer just some crazy notion. Jerry, this is my religion.”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Opposite
Tagged: Instinct, Employment, Religion, Common Sense, Good Judgment
“I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met.”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Opposite
Tagged: Opposite, Mystery, Dating
“My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.”
— Andy Cowan, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Opposite
Tagged: Unemployment, Failure to Launch, Opposite
“Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but...I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat…it's all been wrong.”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Opposite
Tagged: Instincts, Failure, Despair
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