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Lizzie Molyneux Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Wow, running with a coffee table's hard. No wonder no one does that.”
— Teddy, Bob's Burgers, Season 8: The Wolf of Wharf Street
Tagged: Exhausted, Coffee Tables, Absurd
“Felix: What do you want?


Louise: A lot of things, Felix, but right now I want money for a dog.



Felix: You owe money to a dog?”
— Louise Belcher (voice), Bob's Burgers, Season 8: Brunchsquatch
Tagged: wishes, Wish List, Money, dog, Misheard
“Kissing is one of the great parts of life, like dancing. Or rainy days. Or those croissants Meryl Streep made in that movie. We don't have to not kiss. We just have to smart kiss.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 6: The Hormone-iums
Tagged: Kissing, Smart Kissing, Meryl Streep, Croissants, Rainy Days
“Oh, right! Because that's what Thanksgiving is all about—running around with a bunch of stupid birds and going on rides. Fine, go. But you know what? I am not making dinner!”
— Bob Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 5: Dawn of the Peck
Tagged: Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Dinner
“I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now
Tagged: Bras, Heroes, boobs
“Tina: And his face?


Louise: It's so gross I want to slap it. I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face!



Tina: You mean 'kiss?'



Louise: No, I mean 'slap.'



Tina: Whoa. You got it bad, girl.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now
Tagged: kiss, Slap, Falling In Love, Infatuation
“Your ass is grass. And I'm gonna mow it.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now
Tagged: Ass is Grass, Threats
“Well, Your Honor, I couldn't see the meter because there was a kid standing in front of it. And he was exactly....meter-sized...”
— Bob Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: O.T.
Tagged: Alibis, Parking Meters
“Mr. Fischoeder: She left me for a married oil magnate. And then a married movie magnate.

Tina: She's a magnate magnet.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Tagged: Magnets, Magnates, Wordplay
“Linda: Yeah, it's a little weird, but it's his selection process.

Tina: It's like The Bachelor, except at the end, the one he chooses gets eaten.”
— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Tagged: the bachelor, Turkeys, Selection Process
“Bob: You're not a girl!

Gene: Tell that to my vagina!”
— Lizzie Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Bob Fires the Kids
Tagged: Girls, Vaginas, Tell That To My Vagina
“Gene: It's the documentarian who hates Dad and puts wigs on cows!


Tina: Werner Herzog?”
— Gene Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Food Truckin'
Tagged: Werner Herzog, Documentarian, Wigs
“Bob: Linda, there are animal anuses all over our walls!


Linda: Just think of them as cute little rumps.



Bob: Lin, they're anuses. I'm trying to think of worse paintings to hang in a restaurant. Um, nope, I can't think of any!”
— Wendy Molyneux, Lizzie Molyneux, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Art Crawl
Tagged: Anuses, Modern Art, Painting, Anus Paintings, Paintings Made By Anuses
“Bob: I had to get away from those anuses for a while. 


Tina: You mean Mort and Teddy? Bob: Um, no. Gail's paintings.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Art Crawl
Tagged: Bad Art, Disses On Bad Art
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