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| Birthday: | August 16, 1969 |
| Birthplace: | Sacramento, California, United States |
| Educated At: | Colgate University |
| Nationality: | United States Of America |
| Occupations: | Screenwriter, Actor, Zuripanta |
Total quotes: 45
Paul Soter
BirthnameBirthday: August 16, 1969
Birthplace: Sacramento, California, United States
Educated At: Colgate University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Screenwriter, Actor, Zuripanta
Total quotes: 45
“Captain O’Hagan: Did you guys put in for any transfers yet?
Mac: I applied for a guard job—at the post office.
[collective groan]
Thorny: Hey, you’ll finally be able to shoot someone.”
Mac: I applied for a guard job—at the post office.
[collective groan]
Thorny: Hey, you’ll finally be able to shoot someone.”
Tagged:
Going Postal, shooting
“Farva: Don’t call me radio, unit 91.
Mac: Then don’t call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are you done?”
Mac: Then don’t call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are you done?”
Tagged:
radio
“Mac: How’s your shooting, Thorny?
Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning.
Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”
Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning.
Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”
Tagged:
shooting, Understatement
“No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.”
Tagged:
you're under arrest, fuckhead
“Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva: I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car.
Thorny: That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over.
Farva: Bullshit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away. [Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket]
Farva: Dammit, you burger punk. You son of a bitch!”
Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva: I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car.
Thorny: That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over.
Farva: Bullshit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away. [Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket]
Farva: Dammit, you burger punk. You son of a bitch!”
Tagged:
Investment, Son of a Bitch
“Thorny: Where are your shoes?
Foster: What are you, the shoe police?
Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.
Thorny: That's brown magic.”
Foster: What are you, the shoe police?
Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.
Thorny: That's brown magic.”
Tagged:
black magic, shoe police
“Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked. [fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass] And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.
Mac: Thanks, Chief!”
Mac: Thanks, Chief!”
Tagged:
Bulletproof, sick motherfucker
“[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ]
Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
Tagged:
fuck your mother
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